tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10779294.post8109983959545094607..comments2024-01-08T14:21:37.465-08:00Comments on Infinite Art Tournament: Habemus Dork!Michael5000http://www.blogger.com/profile/10148584819327475239noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10779294.post-38490693708910089842010-11-12T13:04:26.255-08:002010-11-12T13:04:26.255-08:00But Jenners -- that only hurts YOU!!!<b>But Jenners -- that only hurts YOU!!!</b>Michael5000https://www.blogger.com/profile/10148584819327475239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10779294.post-58951717567150524942010-11-12T06:15:38.893-08:002010-11-12T06:15:38.893-08:00I'm seething in that there was no farewell or ...I'm seething in that there was no farewell or official passing of the torch from me to the Vice Dork. I am hereby protesting all future Flag Fridays, Boring Postcards and Elements of the Months posts. So there.Jennershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08044537551139633301noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10779294.post-30687052088988802302010-11-08T21:34:16.160-08:002010-11-08T21:34:16.160-08:00You might get some people coming by searching for ...You might get some people coming by searching for "other" kinds of Dorkfests.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10779294.post-3139775021551734282010-11-08T19:03:55.438-08:002010-11-08T19:03:55.438-08:00Oooh, that's some of the best seething we'...<b>Oooh, that's some of the best seething we've ever had! Well done indeed!</b>Michael5000https://www.blogger.com/profile/10148584819327475239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10779294.post-65384367847940826032010-11-08T17:56:41.534-08:002010-11-08T17:56:41.534-08:00Well, here's the thing. I am back, accompanie...Well, here's the thing. I am back, accompanied by the DH (Dear --or other D, depending--Hubby) from our star-crossed trip. This was one of those 'Don't ask; don't tell' events. Suffice it to say, it will take me a few days to find the humor in this one and paste it onto the blog. The only reason I was back--alive-- was in order to bow gracefully while accepting my crown as Dorkess of Yorkess. <br /><br />Instead.....<br />Someone actually gets Extra Credit??!! (she said, incredulously) for Plagiarizing My Stuff????? That's not Dorky, that's Dirty! Learn The Difference!!! (seethe, seethe)<br /><br />Just so you know, I had to Drag Myself up here to get the Bad News. I'm sitting here trying NOT to think things like, "I hope all of these people go to Lake Fausse Pointe State Park in remotest, darkest, most-out-of-touchest SW Louisiana and then have a Kidney Stone attack at 12:38 a.m. during a serious storm....." No, seriously, I don't think that would be a nice thing to have happen, especially if you finally get back to civilization and then find out that someone gave the Dork-Crown to some kid who doesn't even know where his kidneys ARE.<br /><br />I would say more, but I need to go lie down. <br />Morgan, I will need a lock of your hair for a Very Special Item I am working on, if you please. <br /><br />Oh, and I won't soon forget this.Elainehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13195458656221202202noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10779294.post-31774793822311591892010-11-08T10:56:46.578-08:002010-11-08T10:56:46.578-08:00I'm not seething at all. I'm feeling quite...I'm not seething at all. I'm feeling quite smug. Smug in that no one knows in how many of the totality of listed dorky pursuits I hold verifiable international credentials. And smug that no one is going to find out.<br /><br />Except: nichim, Tillicum, come on over sometime and we'll muck up a skookum feast. I'll sing you a song you'll like. Not the singing, just the song.Aviatrixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13634111275860140084noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10779294.post-72615422118897516112010-11-08T08:30:40.060-08:002010-11-08T08:30:40.060-08:00Congratulations to all the dork luminaries! I conf...Congratulations to all the dork luminaries! I confess that when I first saw Morgan's entry, I felt he was pretty much unbeatable. I also confess I spent way too much time trying to figure out the difference between Nichim's original and corrected citations, only to give up in confusion. I'd love to see both them do guest posts as part of their reward/duty. Nichim could perhaps share some of what's she's learned about the Lichens of North America, and Morgan could write about...well, about anything he's interested in, it seems. Fingers, on the other hand, could shoulder some vague, unceasing, and therefore superior duty/privilege.mrs.5000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10779294.post-8262084233508924292010-11-08T07:39:08.738-08:002010-11-08T07:39:08.738-08:00I'm so proud -- it is every mother's fonde...I'm so proud -- it is every mother's fondest hope that her son will receive an honor like this. Along with the cross-country award ceremony tonight and the National Honor Society induction ceremony next week, we will be including a special ceremony for the Victor of Dorkfest 2010. I'm all choked up, here...Kate Shirleynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10779294.post-48619148473607332382010-11-08T06:43:21.262-08:002010-11-08T06:43:21.262-08:00Today, even the spam is dorky!<b>Today, even the spam is dorky!</b>Michael5000https://www.blogger.com/profile/10148584819327475239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10779294.post-72605809304078372382010-11-08T05:51:21.388-08:002010-11-08T05:51:21.388-08:00Allo à tous,
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