Monday, March 19, 2012

At the Movies: Rango


Another movie from Mrs.5000's culling of the December “Best of 2011” articles.

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Rango
Gore Verbinski, 2011

Ebert: Four Stars

Rango is a very droll cartoon-for-adults about the absurdist adventures of a lonely lizard who becomes the hero of a small western town.

But really, Rango is a very droll cartoon-for-adults about how much fun movies are. Virtually every scene – every shot, really – makes visual or verbal quotation from one or more landmark movies. Chinatown, Star Wars, the Matrix, and the classic Westerns (all of them) are singled out for extended treatment, but a drinking game based on recognizing film references in Rango could be lethal. It is a loving catalog of references calculated to delight the film geek, and I can only assume that for every joke I caught, I missed a dozen more.

It’s a bit of a slow starter, it must be said, and things remain aggressively surreal for the first 15 minutes or so.  Once the hero-lizard finally arrives in the town of Dirt, which is suffering from a mysterious drought – and “somebody’s dumping water out in the desert” – the comic momentum picks up, and stays pretty brisk through the rest of the movie. There were as many laugh-out-loud moments in Rango as in anything else I’ve watched for a long time.

It is probably not worth bringing up that Rango doesn’t have much going for it in the way of depth. Indeed, it merrily lampoons every attempt at profundity that a couple dozen other movies have made. For someone who was not familiar with film history, though, it would probably still entertain; it has bright colors and silly voices, and pratfalls and good jokes.  But it might be a bit pointless, not much more really than an hour and forty minutes of Tom and Jerry with outstanding production values.  (Interestingly, its reasonably robust 88% critical score at Rotten Tomatoes is matched with only a fairly tepid 69% audience score.)


Prognosis: * * * 1/2 Rango is a terrific cartoon and an almost encyclopedic compendium of film parody. Very highly recommended as light entertainment for film nerds, and recommended broadly for folks who like cartoons in general.  (Many critics seem to think that "children" might be interested in it; this is probably true, but since children won't get the jokes and will in general be happily hypnotized by anything animated, including WWII-era "Popeye" shorts, it seems a bit beside the point.)


Footnote: Ebert's review is mostly about how excited he is that Rango is in 2-D, as opposed to all the 3-D movies you see nowadays. Are they making lots of 3-D movies nowadays?  That's hilarious.  Books about U.S. cultural history always have those pictures of people watching 3-D movies in the late 1950s with the subtext that folks back then were plumb silly, what with their naive conception of futuristic technologies.  Now, the textbooks will have to have two pictures of people watching 3-D movies, and add a subtext of folks in the 2010s had learned nothing from the experience of their grandparents, and once again thought that 3-D cinema was an interesting futuristic technology.  Then eventually, it will all blur together: in the century between 1950 and 2050, there was a great fad in the countries of the Northern Hemisphere for 3-D cinema; this was only fully abandoned when the "Dogme" principles became recognized as international law in 2056.

Saturday, March 17, 2012

The Infinite Art Tournament, Round 1: Bordone v. Bosch

Paris Bordone
1500 - 1571
Italian





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Hieronymus Bosch
c.1450 - 1516
Dutch



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Friday, March 16, 2012

Finite Flag Tournament: The Final Four



The results of the Elite Eight matches (along with my feelings in the matter, by request) were:
  • Israel 19, China 1 (Of course.  I'm still wondering how China snuck past Austria.)
  • Japan 12, Finland 8 (Minimalist powerhouses.)
  • Albania 11, Turkey 8 (I can't decide whether Albania is awesome or a novelty hit.)
  • Canada 12, Sweden 8 (I love the Swedish flag... AND was surprised this one was so close.)
The Final Four!



Israel v. Japan









Canada v. Albania







[no image available for formal Albanian flag proportions.  Ratio is 5:7]


Votes go in the comments, or however you like getting them to me.  As always on this interactive online entertainment, purely anonymous votes are not counted.  Specific votes that are explicitly based on extravexillogical factors are cheerfully tossed out as well.  

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Element of the Month: Zirconium!

March's Element of the Month:

Zirconium!
Zr
40

Atomic Mass: 91.244  amu
Melting Point: 1855 °C
Boiling Point: 4409 °C

The element of the month is Zirconium. It really is! You're all like, "nuh-uh, 'Cubic Zirconium' is the ersatz diamonds that they used to sell, or perhaps still do, in bad television advertising!" But no!  You're thinking about what's properly called "cubic zirconia," which is a crystal of zirconium dioxide, ZrO2.  Zirconium is a real live element! And it is certainly NOT a clear shiny crystaline rock that gets looked down on by connoisseurs of shiny crystaline rocks for being too shiny, and also insufficiently expensive. Nothing of the sort.  Instead, it is...

...wait for it...

a silvery metal! Yes! Someday I'm going to sit down and make a short list of elements that aren't either colorless gasses or silvery metals. And Zirconium won't be on it.

The Centerfold!


Zirconium!  From the Image-of-Elements website, which is frankly
probably a better browse if you skip the dapper prose and just gape at the
centerfold on Element of the Month Days.


So, here's what I can't figure out: all the talk is about how tough and corrosion-resistant Zirconium is. Alkalis, acids, heat, radiation -- Zirconium is immune to all of the usual suspects. Yet it is not found in its elemental form in nature, only in compounds, and the Wiki says this is because of "its intrinsic instability with respect to water." Nobody else seems to have a better excuse, and other sources all indicate that it usually shows up in alluvial deposits, which is to say in places where minerals have been built up by rivers -- deltas and so on. So here we have an element that on one hand is used in pumps and valves because it's so corrosion resistant, yet it also water soluable? Ya got me.

Some sources say that Zirconium is produced as a by-product of titanium mining, and others say no, it's just mined the same way as titanium is. What everybody agrees on is that Zirconium is always found together with its BFF Hafnium. The two elements have similar enough properties that for a lot of human applications no one even bothers to separate them -- except when Zirconium is being used in nuclear reactors, where for technical reasons it needs the Hafnium taken out.

Zirconium is used in alloys for the usual variety of exotic applications in aerospace. Its best known compound, in addition to being used in jewelry, can also be found in your better sandpapers. There's about a milligram floating around in YOU, too, apparently doing you no good at all but no harm either.

And here's something interesting: you know how the brainy physics guys are periodically [get it?  get it?] creating new fakey elements? It turns out that they also like to create new fakey isotopes. In the case of Zirconium, there are 28 fakey isotopes! Why, you ask? I have no idea.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

The Wednesday Post


"The Stamp Collectors Stockbook": Page 1
From the Estate of Grandpa5000

I've lately been tinkering with the combined stamp collections of my grandparents and my middle-school self, along with a rather hefty volume of used stamps that I've apparently been squirreling away in various containers, semi-consciously at best, for the past twenty-five years.

This small "stock book" stands out among Grandpa's collection as containing a particularly interesting and old stash of loot.  Whether the stamps in it were purchased by him from mail order companies, or traded, or if he just bought the whole book at a garage sale -- there's no way to find out now.  But it has a lot of sweet stuff in it.


Here's page one:


The very first stamp in the book is from IAT(fL&TM5K) MFN Estonia.  Imperforate, baby!  When I first saw this stamp back in the day, I would have had to do some research to discover that "Estonia" was a historical entity that had been briefly independent between the two world wars.


But what's up here?  Well, at the end of World War I, Germany is falling apart at the seams.  The Kingdom of Württemberg, which had been a constituent part of the German Empire since unification in 1871 -- but still independent enough, apparently, to keep printing its own postage stamps -- undergoes a bloodless revolution and becomes a "Free People's State."  Sounds pretty radical, but in practice it really wasn't.

That notwithstanding, new regimes never like using the old regime's postal iconography, yet there's not the time and money to rush a new set of stamps to the printers.  So what do they do?  "Overprint" the old "Kaislerliche Württemberg" stamps with the words "Volkstaat Württemberg," which makes the point for the interim.  The Volkstaat would produce a few original stamp series over the next few years before being fully reabsorbed into the Weimar Republic in the early 1920s.



Hey, it's Queen Wilhemina of the Netherlands!  The stamp is from anywhere between 1913 and 1932, and is for use in the Nederlands-Indië, or as we say the "Dutch East Indies," or as it is these days: Indonesia, the third most populous country on the planet.


As recently as a century ago, Europe still had tiny remnant states left over from its -- wait, what?  Oh, right.  Well!  Here's a nice portrait of Grand Duchess Marie-Adélaïde of Luxembourg (r. 1912 - 1919), a pleasant-looking woman who had a long neck but a short and not especially happy life.  If you hadn't guessed, I just love the line engraving on these old stamps; this one is from between 1914 - 1917.


Andorra is even quirkier than Luxembourg.  It's a "country," kind of, under joint French and Spanish administration, and both the French and the Spanish can and do issue Andorran stamps.  Until the 1930s, they just used their own existing stamps and overprinted "Andorra" on them, but in the 1930s, as far as I can tell, the French administrators decided to give Andorra a stamp series of its very own.  Here's the cheapest of the "Chapelle de Meritxell" series.



Did you know that when France punted on its North American empire, it hung on to two little islands off of Newfoundland?  True story.  Saint-Pierre et  Miquelon.  They've got a combined population of about 6000, but nevertheless find it necessary to print dedicated stamps for themselves rather than just use regular French stamps.  Why?  Well, because people collect stamps, of course, and this allows the local postal service to sell lots of tokens for postal delivery (ie. stamps) that will never get redeemed.

Grandpa, for instance, never sent mail using these "fisherman" stamps that were issued from 1909 to 1930, and I suppose I won't either.  I do, however, recommend that you hunt down the very fine 2000 movie "The Widow of Saint-Pierre."


And finally: for some reason, I never feel more connected to the past via paper ephemera than when I groove on the fine engraving of: Ottoman stamps!


Tuesday, March 13, 2012

The Infinite Art Tournament, Round 2: Giovanni Bellini v. George Bellows

Giovanni Bellini
1434 - 1516
Venetian

Defeated Hans Bellmer in Round 1 by a single vote.   YOUR VOTE COUNTS!!! 




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George Bellows
1882 - 1925
American
Defeated Bernardo Bellotto in Round 1 by a single vote.  YOUR VOTE COUNTS!!!





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Monday, March 12, 2012

The 2011 Library Book Sale CD Trove II



A "new" series of CD finds from the Friends of the Multnomah County Library Annual Booksale, of which I wrote up one back in November and then got distracted what with all the lovely art.  (And by the way, that "Random Record Review" thing that I did two of is a dead letter.  (But, yeah, yeah, the Beatles thing is still on.))  

Frank Ezra Levy: Symphony #3, Cello Concerto #2, etc.

RTE National Symphony Orchestra of Ireland, Takuo Yuasa conducting.

Anyone who assumes that orchestral music written in the 1990s and 2000s must be either abstruse racket or spare minimalism would be surprised by this set of compositions by the American composer Frank Ezra Levy, of whom I had never heard before snapping up this disc.  This music makes good use of the strength and versatility of a modern orchestra, but seems to reach back to the late Romantic period, thus ignoring at least a half century of music history -- which is not necessarily a bad idea.  In fact, as I write this I notice a quote from Levy in the liner notes: I have embraced the work of some twentieth century composers... and have avoided other currents of the time, such as serial music.  He goes in big for dramatic orchestral effects, which makes many passages seem a bit like film music.  If this sounds like a nice way of saying that I thought it was competent, but wasn't particularly moved by it, well, then we are speaking the same code.  It is probably pretty stirring stuff in person; in recording, or at least in this recording, I am not sure it is done justice.

Decision: I will hang on to this disc, as it makes one feel very intellectual to have "classical music" on hand that was composed within the last ten years.


Herbie Hancock: Head Hunters

Back in 2008, I did a post on jazz that turned out to make a big change in my music-listening habits.  Before that post, jazz probably made up at most 1% of my music-listening diet.  These days it's probably over 5%.  That's a fairly serious change for an old dog.

I asked for recommendations in that post, and one of big favorites was posted by still-around-after-all-these-years reader Nichim.  She told me I was almost certain to like Herbie Hancock's Sextant, and golly! she sure was right.  It's one grooOOoooOOoooOOoovy record.  That's right.  One grooOOoooOOoooOOoovy record.  That's what I said.

It says here on the back of the 1992 reissue of 1973's Head Hunters that it is "the largest selling jazz album in history."  Well, that's as may be, but it's no Sextant.  It has a pretty good fusion-y crossover groove, which is likable enough (although to be sure a fusion-y crossover groove in itself just makes some people grit their teeth).

Decision: Sextant will stay in my Castle5000 lair, but Head Hunters will join the collection at work that is good enough and energetic enough to enhance my office productivity, but no so good as to be distracting.  If you are thinking "that's sure damning it with faint praise!" we are once again speaking the same code.



Chopin: Polonaises 1-9

Adam Harasiewicz, piano

I have never been especially interested in solo piano music that isn't by Beethoven, but Niece #2 is into Chopin and it has rubbed off on me some.  The Polonaises are extremely approachable and playful; they seem less like tuxedo classical music than sweater and khakis classical music, if you see my point.  On this no-frills budget disc, they seem pounded out a bit bluntly to my ear.  Well, maybe they are supposed to sound this way.  Also, Harasiewicz probably didn't get any favors from the production team; these recordings are from the late 1960s, and the disc likely dates to the heyday of the compact disc fifteen years ago.   At that time, I've been told, budget classical discs were what was used to keep CD factories busy between real orders because that was less expensive than turning the machines off and then turning them back on again.  This lends a real hit-and-miss quality to them: sometimes a budget recording is a real gem, and sometimes the music on the disc doesn't match what's printed on the label.  Whee!

Decision: Not having much Chopin, I'll hang on to this Chopin.