Tuesday, May 19, 2015

The Infinite Art Tournament, Round Two: Martin v. Martini!

John Martin
1789 - 1854
British

Beat Italian sculptor Marino Marini in Round 1.






Simone Martini
c.1284 - 1344
Sienese

Defeated Masaccio in Round 1.






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Monday, May 18, 2015

The New Monday Quiz XVI



1. After they died in 1416, the guys who made this illustration were forgotten for about 400 years.  Since then, their reputation has been steadily on the rise, and they are highly regarded by most modern observers, including the voters of the Infinite Art Tournament.  Who were they?



2. A military retreat over perhaps 9000 kilometers of difficult terrain in 1934 and 1935 established the reputation of the man who would later become the Chairman of the Communist Party of China. What is this event usually called?

3. What language is this written in?  (note: you may assume, for the purposes of this one specific question, that I am not being tricksy.)


4. Its 27 chapters lay out rules of sacrifice, a code of purity and cleanliness, and laws of religious, social, and sexual behavior. What book are we talking about here?

5. What phenomenon would this diagram explain, if the circles were properly labelled?

[Yow!  I messed up this question and good!  It is still answerable, of course, but it doesn't fit the letter of the week.  -10:30 PDT]


6. This symbiotic "composite organism" has been memorably described as "fungi that have discovered agriculture." What's the word for this strange but very common stuff?

7. "Certainly it hurts. The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts." Name the movie.


8. They all have hundreds of millions alveoli, which gives them a large surface area -- generally more than fifty square meters -- where gas exchange can occur. What do you call yours?

9. I covered up the name of this country's capital, because I didn't want it to be too easy for you.  What country is this?


10. Who said "How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child!"

New Monday Quiz Answers


The New Monday Quiz XIII

1. The dude with the turban might be a self-portrait of Jan van Eyck.
2. "Meaningless! Meaningless!" -- better known as "Vanity! Vanity!" -- is from Ecclesiastes 1:2.
3. The stamp is from Estonia.
4. Medea, Electra, and The Trojan Women: Euripides.
5. Duke Ellington.
6. The E-elements are Erbium, Europium, and Einsteinium.
7. The map shows church attendance in England: we don't usually see maps of just England.
8. Independent in 2002: East Timor."
9. The Elephant Man.  I've never seen it.
10. Edmonton is the Northernmost Western Hemisphere city of its size.

Out of three contestants, Mrs.5000 had the strongest showing with 8/10.

The New Monday Quiz XIV

1. Copper is used in electrical stuff a lot!
2. "Buck" is apparently in Call of the Wild.  Never read it.
3. The lovely Coelacanth.
4. Jimmy Carter ordered Operation Eagle Claw.
5. Mary Cassatt painted that particular woman with a pearl necklace.
6. A catalyst!
7. That's Cool Hand Luke eating too many eggs.
8. The word Χριστός is usually rendered as "Christ."
9. The map of Croatia is helpfully in the shape of a "C".
10. That's the Comedy of Errors.

Mrs.5000 got it again, the big show-off.  I probably mutter answers in my sleep.  Morgan, DrSchnell, and gS49 all got a highly respectable 9/10.


The New Monday Quiz XV

1. This time it's a map of Surinam.
2. Element #34 is Selenium.
3. Faransiiska, as every schoolboy knows, is Somali for "France."  As every Somali schoolboy knows, anyway.
4. The Suez Crisis was bad for British prestige, all right.
5. Striped rock is usually sedimentary rock.
6. Synecdoche!
7. Sketches of Spain.
8. A lot of medieval learning was Scholasticism.
9. Ooh, I like that painting.  John Singer Sargent.
10. The bit about entropy is the Second Law of Thermodynamics.

Ooh, it's a good old-fashioned blowout! Christine M. takes top marks on a challenging quiz about which there was considerable back-channel kvetching!


Saturday, May 16, 2015

The Infinite Art Tournament, Round One: Modersohn-Becker v. Modigliani!

Paula Modersohn-Becker
1876 - 1907
German



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Amedeo Modigliani
1884 - 1920
Italian; worked in France



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Friday, May 15, 2015

At the Movies: "Song of the Sea" and "Until Sbórnia Do Us Part"

At the Movies with Michael5000

The high point of the cinematic year for Mrs.5000 and me is the Northwest Animation Festival, and this year it came around on the first week of May. The festival offers a rich bounty of animated shorts, of which I personally managed to watch well over a hundred during a six-day period. Short films are often tough to find, but you might be able to catch up with gems like A Single Life, The Dam Keeper, Smart Monkey, and The Elephant and the Bicycle, just to mention a few especially entertaining favorites.


Song of the Sea
Tomm Moore, 2014.

imbd score: 8.3
Rotten Tomatoes: 98% (!) Fresh



Along with the shorts, though, this year’s festival offered two feature-length animated films. The first was Song of the Sea, a charming adventure fantasy from Tomm Moore, who also directed 2009’s The Secret of Kells. Both of Moore’s films use beautiful, highly stylized animation to tell stories about plucky children whose lives are disrupted by goings-on not only in the adult world, but also in the rich and strange mystical realm of Irish legend. In Song of the Sea, a brother and sister must leave the small island where they live with their father, a lighthouse keeper, after the little girl shows troubling signs – troubling to the grown-ups, anyway – of supernatural powers. After escaping from their grandmother’s house, the children are soon on an epic trek home across two Irelands, both the one we’re used to and the one populated by spirit beings.

Song of the Sea is often quite moving, but it also has lots of great comic moments – this was a fun film to watch in a theater with bona fide children on hand to laugh unrestrainedly at the funny bits. It features a large cast of supporting supernatural beings, each with its own interesting individual personality and charm. Of the human characters, I especially admired the film's treatment of the grandmother. Although she is a villain in the story, more or less, this stern woman also loves the children in her own grouchy-grandma way. A solid screenplay, skillful animation, and good voice acting give us a surprisingly nuanced picture of her as someone who does all the wrong things – wrong at least from the standpoint of the plot – for all the right reasons.

Prognosis: I highly recommend Song of the Sea to children and to smart adults like yourself. I particularly recommend it to the kind of adult who felt cheated when the Lord of the Rings movies left out Tom Bombadil.

Michael 5000's imdb rating: 9.




Until Sbórnia Do Us Part
Otto Guerra & Ennio Torresan, 2013.

imbd score: 7.5
Rotten Tomatoes: No entry.



The other feature-length offering was Até que a Sbórnia nos Separe – variously translated as Until Sbórnia Do Us Part and Until Sbornia Takes Us Apart – a strange, satiric Brazilian fable that gives us some idea how The Simpsons might have looked if Jorge Luis Borges had been its lead writer. Here’s the setup: Sbórnia is a little island country lying just off the coast of Brazil, with an eccentric, vaguely Eastern European culture all its own. It is separated from the “continente” and the rest of the world by a high stone wall. When the wall is knocked down by a powerful stray shot from a game of “axeball,” the national sport, Sbórnia abruptly loses its isolation. An industrialist from the continent discovers the hallucinogenic herb that Sbórnians drink in place of tea, and immediately sets up a global conglomerate to bottle the stuff as a soft drink on a massive scale. As the bulldozers and cement trucks roll in, the traditional Sbórnian way of life, like so many ways of life before it, enters a period of rapid change.

All of the above is background to the antics of two Sbórnian musicians, one of whom is a dour member of a spectacularly hidebound and procedural association of anarchists, the other a lovelorn extrovert with an ungovernable passion for the industrialist’s winsome daughter. As the one tries to protect his family from moral decay and the other tries to save his beloved from a hilariously inappropriate arranged marriage – so that she can, unwisely, marry him – innumerable hijinks ensue. It is all a ton of fun, especially the many, many quirky details of Sbórnian culture that go unremarked in the background. Lively “Sbórnian” ethnic music keeps things moving at a rollicking pace.


Prognosis: Song of the Sea and Until Sbórnia Do Us Part are very different films. The first is lyrical, lovely to look at, and fun for the whole family. The second is manic and mapcap, plays a bit rough, and assumes that you’ve already done a bit of thinkin’ about the human condition in the age of globalization. They share the virtues of imaginative animation, strong storytelling, and the capacity of allowing you to live for a while in strange, intricately imagined worlds. It’s going to be pretty tough to find a copy of Until Sbórnia Do Us Part, but if you can track it down you’ll probably be glad you did.

Michael 5000's imdb rating: 9.



Also Mentioned:
  • The Secret of Kellsimbd: 7.6.  Michael 5000: 9.
  • A Single Life.  imbd: 7.5.  Michael 5000: 9.
  • The Dam Keeperimbd: 7.9.  Michael 5000: 9.
  • Smart Monkeyimbd: 7.1.  Michael 5000: 8.
  • The Elephant and the Bicycle.  imbd: None(!)  Michael 5000: 8, in theory.

Thursday, May 14, 2015

The Infinite Art Tournament, Left Bracket Second Round: Constable v. Lippi!

John Constable
1776 - 1837
English

Tied with Thomas Cole in his initial Round 1 outing, in September 2012.
Lost to Ansel Adams in his second try at Round 1.
Lambasted Lithuanian sculptor Jacques Lipchitz in First Round Elimination.






Fra Filippo Lippi
1406ish - 1469
Florentine

Beat his own son in Round 1.
Lost a shocker to El Lissitzky in Round 2.






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Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Element of the Month: Bromine!

May's Element of the Month:

Bromine!
Br
35

Atomic Mass: 79.904 amu
Melting Point: -7.2 °C
Boiling Point: 58.8 °C

When you think "liquid element," you think of Mercury, am I right?  Of  course I am.  But there are actually two elements that are liquids at room temperature!  So what's the other liquid one? I would have said "Iodine!" but I would have been dead wrong.  What I'm thinking of as "Iodine" is actually tincture of Iodine, a solution.  Iodine proper is a silvery metal that emits a violet gas at room temperature, which is pretty damn cool. But this should not overshadow the actual other liquid element, which is Bromine.

Bromine is pretty volatile stuff, prone to react with any other elements that happen along, so in nature is occurs mostly in the form of salts.  There's quite a bit of it in the ocean. But if you trick it into pure elemental form, you get a heavy brick-red liquid. Specifically, you get a "heavy, volatile, mobile, dangerous reddish-brown liquid," says webelements.comThe Wiki describes it as "fuming," and I'm led to believe that an orange vapor steams off the top of it. This sounds nearly as cool as Iodine! But Bromine is also toxic, corrosive, and "incompatible with most organic and inorganic compounds," so get that idea of a nice long Bromine bath out of your head right now. No good would come of it.

Incidentally, the freezing point of Bromine is -7.2 °C, 19 °F, which is the temperature of an exceptionally cold winter day unless you live in Vermont or something. Next winter, when it gets really cold, I urge you to come indoors and exclaim "Phew, it's cold enough to freeze Bromine out there!"

The Centerfold!

It's hard to find good pictures of Bromine online, maybe because of the
whole caustic-toxic-fuming thing.

Through modern history, Bromine compounds have been used in a veritable parade of unwise applications. Methyl Bromide and Ethylene Bromide were popular pesticides, but their use has been discontinued since this kind of Bromine compound, like similar Chlorine compounds, turn out to attack the planet's highly desirable ozone shield. Before that, it was used as an additive in leaded gasoline, to mitigate the effects of the highly toxic lead that really shouldn't have been put in gasoline in the first place. In World War I, Xylyl Bromide was used as a chemical weapon, and Bromides were used in the production process for the original recipe of Mountain Dew.  So, this has not been an especially happy branch of industrial chemistry.  However, Bromine compounds also have less depressing uses in flame retardants, drilling fluid, water disinfection, and old-school photography.

Elemental Bromine was simulaneously discovered in a Newton-Leibnitz sort of tie by brainy French scientist Antoine Jérôme Balard (1826) and brainy German scientist Carl Jacob Löwig (1825). After originally suggesting "Murine," Balard changed his mind and went with "Bromine," which is basically Greek for "stinky." Did I mention that Bromide stinks? It's really not a very loveable Element, I'm afraid.

Bromine, print by Robin Lookability.  Discovered here.
If you happen to be Robin, I hope you don't mind me using your piece in 
this way.  I would have asked nicely, but I couldn't find an email address for ya.