Thursday, March 16, 2017

The Semi-Finals: Fabritius v. Gentileschi!





"Semifinals" designates the Fourth to Seventh Rounds of the Infinite Art Tournament.  This is a Left Bracket Fourth Round Match between Carel Fabritius (5-1, 47-20, .701) and Artemisia Gentileschi (3-1, 38-16, .704).  Leaving the Tournament at the hands of Fabritius is Richard Estes (4-2, 37-30, .552).


Carel Fabritius
1622 - 1654
Dutch








Artemisia Gentileschi
1593 - 1652
Italian
  • Slew Gentile da Fabriano in his tent in Round 1.
  • Dispatched Théodore Géricault in Round 2.
  • Outpolled Jacques-Louis David in Round 3.
  • Lost to Caspar David Friedrich in Round 4.






Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Disillusionment of Wednesday V





We continue our bad discussion of "The Disillusionment of Ten O'Clock" with this entry from hometown favorite Mrs.5000.  If you've been meaning to throw down with your own inept textual analysis, it's time to gloss or get off the pot, as next week's exegesis will be the last of the series.  To prevent that from happening, send your effort to me, Michael5000, at the leading electronic mail service hosted by the Google people.



Ideas and Things

In his poem "The Disillusionment of Ten O'Clock," Wallace Stevens juxtaposes two kinds of language, the language of ideas and the language of things. This juxtaposition is made clear in the very title, in which the abstract five-syllable idea word "disillusionment" is balanced as in a fulcrum against the very precise time phrase "Ten O'Clock," which is not only comprised of little words, but some of them are even shortened. With this mighty fulcrum (hanging delicately from the little preposition "of") Wallace Stevens throws down a gauntlet that will not be picked up for decades, until William Carlos Williams writes in his great and much longer poem "Paterson" "No ideas but in things."

Reading this poem, like any poem, is a matter of asking oneself the questions it raises and slowly unwinding the lines like clues for the answers. Some questions, like “What time is it?” are quickly answered: exactly 10:00. But why is ten o’clock in the state of having lost its illusions? For this answer, we have to read the poem carefully, line by line. In fact, there are five sentences unspooling over fifteen lines, for an average sentence length of exactly three lines apiece. Stevens is using these clues, the precise multiples of five, to refer back with numerical precision to the stated time, with the dry, heartless mathematical efficiency one might expect of a successful insurance executive.

And, in fact, we search the poem in vain for any more language of ideas. It is as if ten o’clock is so exhausted by the very utterance of the word “disillusionment” that henceforth it can only dream of things: first haunted houses, then houses painted in bright colors and decorated with rings, those colors unwinding in simple language and precise order like a child’s nursery rhyme. Then obscure, ornate words, to describe strangely fussy Victorian houses, probably in the Queen Anne style, decorated with lace and antiquated belts. And then, because people are strangely absent in this poem of negation, it is up to ten o’clock to do the dreaming, still of things: of baboons and the gastropod mollusk periwinkle, and at last to dream of a sailor who is himself asleep, which is a good way to end the vicious circle of things.

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

The Infinite Art Tournament, Round Two: van Ostade v. Steen!

Adriaen van Ostade
1610 - 1685
Dutch

Tied with Sir William Orpen in his first try at Round One.
Tied with Frederic Leighton in his second try at Round One.
Beat Jean-Paul Riopelle in Round 1 by a single vote. YOUR VOTE COUNTS!!!






Jan Steen
1626ish - 1679
Dutch

Defeated Frank Stella in Round 1 by a two-vote swing. YOUR VOTE COUNTS!!!






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Monday, March 13, 2017

The New Monday Quiz Wishes You Many Happy Returns of the Day




1. It’s the 424th birthday of the French artist who, influenced by Caravaggio, used extreme contrasts of light and dark on his canvasses, as shown here. What was his name?




2. Today would be the 402nd birthday of Antonio Pignatelli, who grew up to be Pope Innocent XII, the most recent Pope to sport a beard. To symbolize of one of his chief objectives while in office, Innocent XII claimed that “the poor were his nephews.” What did he mean by that?

3. Abigail Powers was born 219 years ago today. As a 20 year old school teacher, she developed an attachment to her oldest student, and the two eventually married. As her husband achieved increasing success, Abigail became the wife of a Congressman, then a Vice President, and then, following the death of Zachary Taylor in 1850, she became the wife of the President of the United States. Sadly, at her last official act in that role – the inauguration of her husband’s successor, Franklin Pierce, in 1853 – she caught a cold that developed into fatal pneumonia.

Who was Abigail Powers’ husband?

4. It’s the 217th anniversary of the birth of Mustafa Reşid Pasha, the 212th Grand Vizier. Of what entity was Mr. Pasha the leader?

5. Percival Lowell would have been 162 years old today. Lowell is famous for predicting the discovery of something that turned out to be exactly where he thought it would be, although since his reasoning was completely wrong this was just a matter of luck. What 20th century discovery was predicted by, and partly named after, Percival Lowell?

6. It is Al Jaffee’s 96th birthday today. His work, like that shown here, is associated with what venerable publication?



7. If he was still alive, Carlos Roberto Reina would be 91 today. In the 1990s, he was president of the country shown here. What’s that country?


8. It’s the 67th birthday of William H. Macy, shown here in his Oscar winning role as Jerry Lundegaard in what film?


9. Adam Clayton turns 57 today. As a teenager in Dublin, he started a band in high school with his friends Larry Mullen, Dave Evans, and Paul Hewson. Their band became popular and is still playing to stadiums today. What’s it called?

10. Spanish-born soccer player Gerard Deulofeu Lázaro, 23 years old today, is currently playing for a team representing the capital of the Lombardy region, probably the largest and almost certainly the wealthiest city in Italy. What’s that city?



Answers go in the comments!  If it is anyone's actual birthday, they get a free extra point.



Two weeks ago, The New Monday Quiz celebrated International Polar Bear Day with a quiz about whiteness, which is, like, the color of International Polar Bears.  The answers were:
1. Albumen is egg white, when it's at home.
2. The Chicago World's Fair was the White City
3. The disorganized counterrevolutionaries were the Russian "Whites."
4. Those are songs from the White Album
5. The White Cliffs of Dover
6. Mont Blanc.  French for white, cf. Saint Blachard!
7. In high-level chess, playing white (and thus going first) is such an advantage that the goal of the player playing black is often to force a draw.  So the first part of the quote is "When I am White I win because I am White," which he considers no big deal.  Saying he wins with the disadvantage of black because he is Bogolyubov is a profession of chess genius!
8. Slowly fading stars: White Dwarfs
9. Alice ought to have wondered at seeing the White Rabbit.
10. The incredible walking marine mammal is the Polar Bear!!!

There was an awful lot of rightness in the air that day, but the rightest of all were Christine, Doc Schnell, and hometown favorite Mrs.5000.  We'll see how they do when they take a swipe at today's quiz with their massive, shaggy white forepaws.


Saturday, March 11, 2017

The Infinite Art Tournament, Round One: Titian v. Tobey!

Titian
1488ish - 1576
Venetian



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Mark Tobey
1890 - 1976
American



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Friday, March 10, 2017

Saint of the Month: Saint Blanchard!


St. Blanchard

AKA: St. Blancardus
Feast Day: March 10.

Really Existed? Well.... the name may or may not ultimately connect with a historical personage.
Timeframe: Difficult to specify.
Place: Northern France, kind of.

Credentials: Recognized locally in Northern France.
Martyrdom: None.

Patron Saint of: no patronage.
Symbolism: A single known representation.


I chose Saint Blanchard by going to a popular internet calendar of the saints and picking him at random out of the thirty or so entries for March 10th. This choice sent me to the distant outskirts of the concept of sainthood, far from the bustle of historical record, folk traditions, and sacred legend. Indeed, Blachard is so far out on the periphery of the roster of saints that it took me hours of searching to find anything beyond his name and the existence of a single shrine.

The website where I first found Saint Blachard indicated that there is “no biographical information on this person.” That's a little discouraging, but by no means unprecidented.  I was surprised, though, that he wasn't on any of the other lists of saints on the internet.  That's unusual.  Was it possible, I wondered, that this Saint Blanchard was nothing more than a typo? But no: there is the matter of the “fountain” – an enclosed statue atop a little mineral spring – on a forest road just south of the village of Nesle-le-Reposte, in France.  It's at 48.625 degrees North, 3.559 degree East. That one presence is not what you’d call a robust legacy, but it is certainly a real thing. Look, here’s a picture:


From this picturesque base of operations, and armed with the precision tool of machine translation, I began to crack the French-language internet. It took some poking around, but I was able to determine that this shrine, in at least one account, has a rudimentary narrative identity! Also, an alarming miraculous tradition:
The Saint-Blanchard fountain, also known as Saint-Alban, was built in 1878. The popular memory reports that the water flowing there is good for the kidneys, freshness of the complexion and to relieve rheumatism. The legend adds that every fertile woman who drinks this water, will find herself pregnant and will give birth to a boy.
There was a tip-off in that passage, but I missed it. Instead, I went off on a journey to find out if French calendars of the saints are kinder to the memory of Saint Blanchard than those in English. But again, I could only find a single example that included him.  Here's the record:
Confessor. Feasting at Nesle-la-Repose, in Brie, we know nothing about him except that he is also honored in the diocese of Auch and that a locality still preserves his memory.
Since Nesle-la-Reposte is in Auch, and the fountain is the only candidate for the “locality” that preserves his memory, we’ve gained only corroboration here -- no new information.

I was well into my second night of scraping the bottom of the internet when I finally struck paydirt on the website of La Association A Cloche Fontaine, a church restoration society an hour’s drive southeast of Nesle-le-Reposte. And here, at long last, is the deal:
BLANCHARD (Saint), Blancardus, [was a] confessor in Brie, where he is particularly honored on 10 March. Saint Alban was also revered under the name of Blanchard, interpretation of the Latin albanus, derivative of albus = white.
Boom! Once I got to that breakthrough, confirmation wasn’t hard to find – it was no further away than Anne Franco̧is Arnaud’s 1837 Voyage archéologique et pittoresque dans le département de l'Aube et dans l'ancien diocèse de Troyes, who wrote of something or other that:
It is in one of these chapels that one preserves the curious Byzantine shrine of St. Albun, vulgarly St. Blanchard, whom we have described in the article of the Abbey of Nesle, from which it is derived.
At last the truth comes out: Our “St. Blanchard” is St. Alban by another name!  A “vulgar” name, in the sense of rural and uneducated. You may have heard of St. Alban, who is actually quite a high-profile saint in Britain.  In Brie, which is basically north central France, someone must have figured at some point in the unrecoverable past that St. Alban meant “St. White” in Latin and could be reasonably translated from “St. White” into French. Viola! The elusive St. Blanchard came into being.

If St. Blanchard is just a local alias for St. Alban, shall I tell you about St. Alban? No, not today. The Feast of St. Alban isn't until June 22. Today is the Feast of St. Blanchard, and I've told you pretty much everything there is to know about him. May you pass his day in good health and spirits.

Thursday, March 9, 2017

The Infinite Art Tournament, First Elimination Round #56/64



Faceoff #1: Snyders v. Soulages

Frans Snyders
1579 - 1657
Dutch

Lost to David Smith in Round 1.



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Pierre Soulages
Born 1919
French

Lost badly to Sodoma in Round 1.





Faceoff #2: Soutine v. de Staël

Chaim Soutine
1893 - 1943
Russian; worked in France

Thumped on by Sir Stanley Spencer in Round 1.



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Nicolas de Staël
1914 - 1955
Russian; worked in France

Pounded by Léon Spilliaert in Round 1.





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