Wednesday, December 16, 2015

The Christmas Cad


XII: Taking Advantage

Do you ever feel like you're being taken advantage of?

The reason I ask is, my Christmas Cad borrowed $500 from me last week.

But then, his best friend borrowed it from him, to buy Christmas presents for his girlfriend.

It really makes me mad.

I don't want to criticize his friends, but I hate feeling like my Christmas Cad is being taken advantage of!




Tuesday, December 15, 2015

The Infinite Art Tournament, Left Bracket Third Round: Lewis v. Adams!

Wyndham Lewis has beaten two guys to get where he is in the Tournament, but he had to beat one of them twice.  Ansel Adams has an even more convoluted match history, and is making his seventh appearance here today.  Let's find out who will get invited back!



Wyndham Lewis
1882 - 1957
British






Ansel Adams
1902 - 1994
American



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Monday, December 14, 2015

The New Monday Quiz presents: The Official Quiz of December 14!



We're going to take a break from the march of decades until the new year, so everyone's brains have a chance to cool down.  



1. On December 14, 557, a major earthquake damaged the dome of the Hagia Sophia, which would subsequently collapse half a year later. The city walls were also severely damaged, which would make them vulnerable to invading Huns in 559. What city did the earthquake hit?

2. In the "Sweet Dew Incident," on December 14, 835, the emperor agreed with his chancellor and leading general that they would have the powerful imperial eunuchs slaughtered. Word got out, the eunuchs killed the chancellor and general. Although the emperor ruled on in principle, governmental power was firmly in the hands of the eunuchs. In what country?

3. In St. Lucia's flood, on December 14, 1287, a breached dike let in a torrent of sea water, drowning tens of thousands and permanently flooding what we now call the Zuiderzee. Where?

4. On December 14, 1542, Mary Stuart became queen of her country. That's why she is called _______________.

5. On December 14, 1911 -- a date clearly chosen to be close to the December solstice -- the team of Roald Amundsen, Olav Bjaaland, Helmer Hanssen, Sverre Hassel, and Oscar Wisting became the first guys to do what?

6. Christopher Parkening was born on December 14, 1947. After the death of Andrés Segovia, Parkening was probably the most famous ____________________ in the world.

7. On December 14, 1962, Mariner 2 became the first spacecraft to go where?

8. On December 14, 1994, construction began on a civil engineering project that would displace more than 1,250,000 people. Today, it is the world's single largest power-production facility. What is it?

9. It was an "American comedy heist film... directed by Steven Soderbergh and featuring an ensemble cast including George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Don Cheadle, Andy García, and Julia Roberts." And it was released on December 14, 2001. What's the film?

10. The Millau Viaduct, which takes the A75 over the valley of the River Tarn, is the tallest bridge in the world. It opened on December 14, 2004, in what country?



Through History with The New Monday Quiz: the 1190s

1. Barbarosa, the Holy Roman Emporer, drowned on his way to the Third Crusade.
2. Minamoto no Yoritomo was the first shogun.
3. Enrico Dandolo was the Doge of Venice.
4. The Yellow River or Huang He, changed course in 1193.
5. The Chartres Cathedral had a fire in 1194.
6. Alexius III Angelus was the Roman Emperor, or at least the Byzantine Emperor.
7. Most things kept in the National Széchényi Library in Budapest are in Hungarian.  I assume.
8. Stefan Nemanjić was king of Serbia.
9. Being placed under interdict means that you aren't allowed to participate in church sacraments.  If that sounds like "Yay!  We can sleep in on Sundays," keep in mind that it could well mean that if you died before interdict was lifted, your soul would writhe in torment in hell for all eternity.  (There was a loophole for last rites, but fat lot of good that does you if you get clobbered unexpectedly.)  To avoid the negative "buzz" about the 1198 interdict, the Norwegian King forged letters saying that the interdict was cancelled.  Clever, but theologically tricksy.
10. Richard the Lion-Hearted is the guy who took the arrow in his shoulder.  I guess The Lion in Winter isn't as widely watched as I thought.

The way I count it, Susan, Morgan, and DrSchnell were all tied up as of going to press.  Susan kind of almost wins, except that she said "4 - Yangtse -- Yellow River," which are two different rivers.  Morgan kind of wins for scoring 5 when he thought he had 2, but also kind of let down his Hungarian heritage.  DrSchnell would have won if I thought that "Merchant of Venice" was a wry comment on Dandolo's sharp dealing to come, but I think it was a brain fart and so choose to give him grief about it.  It's a three-way tie between smart people!!

Saturday, December 12, 2015

The Infinite Art Tournament, Round One: Pisano v. Pissarro!

Andrea Pisano
1290ish - 1348
Florentine




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Camille Pissarro
1831 - 1903
Caribbean-born; French



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Friday, December 11, 2015

At the Movies: "Rebuni"

At the Movies with Michael5000

Rebuni
Kidist Yilma, 2015.
(Ethiopian/Amharic)

imbd: Not yet rated
Rotten Tomatoes: Not listed.



I have wanted to check out Ethiopian film for quite a while, but there just isn’t much that’s easily available in the United States. Rebuni was recommended to me sight unseen, on the basis that it was available online (legally? I’m not sure!) and had subtitles. It has made a bit of a splash in the Amharic-speaking world, winning a film festival in Addis Ababa. It’s remarkable, then, that its IMDB profile didn’t exist until it was created by… me. Michael5000. I was the first person on the scene who was willing to shepherd it through the nomination process. That’s an unfortunate state of affairs. Clearly, there is a lot of distance to be covered in bringing Ethiopian film into the global fraternity of movie-watchin’.

So, I have watched exactly one Ethiopian film, which makes it awfully hard to think about that film in context. But there are some things I am inclined to forgive in Rebuni that I wouldn’t in a film from an American studio. Aspects of the film are at the production level I associate with soap opera. Interior sets don’t seem lived in, extras are unconvincing, visual effects are clearly executed with consumer software, and issues related to sexuality are discussed with such discretion that it’s hard to tell what’s going on. None of this bothers me. This is moviemaking on a budget, in a conservative society. No problem.

What did bother me, for much of the film, was that I thought I was watching something painfully predictable. The story: an ambitious businessman wants to buy a particular parcel of land so he can build a paint factory. The land is owned by a traditional healer who harvests its wild plants, and for some reason he delegates the decision of whether or not to sell to his lovely and eccentric granddaughter. The lovely and eccentric granddaughter won’t give the businessman a straight answer, so he has to keep coming back day after day with a new pitch. They spend more and more time together. You see where this is going.

Except, miraculously, you don’t! Not quite, anyway. After I spent 45 minutes or so feeling grouchy about how boringly predictable Rebuni was, it suddenly veered off in an entirely unexpected direction. And, although the end of the story isn’t exactly the most innovative in the history of cinema, but it packs a real narrative punch, and forces you to spend some time reevaluating everything that came before it.

I am not entirely sure what to make of the movie’s heroine. She is intelligent but naive, cheerful but more than a bit odd. I’m not sure if she is supposed to be intensely individual, or if Ethiopian farm girls really act like that. To Rebuni’s credit, it treats the huge gulf between rich and poor in Ethiopia with a fair amount of sensitivity. In my favorite scene, the businessman, who has despite himself come to like and admire the family whose land he covets, is invited into their hut. His face and body language register his initial shock and dismay at the squalor in which they live, but then also his realization and acceptance that this is after all their home, and as such a place that deserves his courtesy and respect. It is a neat piece of acting.

Would I put Rebuni on a “Best Movies of 2015” list? Nah. It has a lot of weaknesses. But it made more of an impression on me that any number of films that have been produced at hundreds of times its budget. I’d like to see more of this kind of thing. I’d like you to watch it too, so we could compare notes.

Michael5000's imdb rating: 7.

Thursday, December 10, 2015

The Infinite Art Tournament Left Bracket Third-Round Elimination: Banksy v. Klimt!

What do Banksy and Klimt have in common?  Constituencies in the IAT voting pool, obviously, and a resentment of Paul Klee, the main who knocked both of them into the Left Brackets.

To get here this week, Banksy knocked out photography Henri Cartier Bresson, who went 3-2 in the main tournament after making it in through the Play-In Tournament; for all of his success, he is I believe only the second Play-In artist to bid us adieu.  Falling to Klimt was Anish Kapoor, who compiled a record of 2-2.



Banksy
b. 1974
British






Gustav Klimt
1862 - 1918
Austrian




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Wednesday, December 9, 2015

The Christmas Cad


XI: Christmas in Chicago

The Christmas Cad invited me to go to Chicago with him for the holidays!

I was so excited to meet his older brother!

I made a big list of interesting things to do in "Chicagoland."

Unfortunately for me, they decided to have a "brothers-only" Christmas in Las Vegas, instead.

I'm trying not to make him feel guilty about it.



Ghost of Christmas Cad Past: