Monday, February 17, 2014

A User's Guide to "Forty Maps that Will Help You Make Sense of the World," Volume VI

Another installment of Michael5000's grouchy exegesis of that ubiquitous internet atlas of our times, Forty Maps that Will Help You Make Sense of the World.



A User's Guide to "Forty Maps that Will Help You Make Sense of the World," Volume VI

Note: In cutting and pasting the images (at low resolution and for purposes of critique in a non-commercial forum, yo!) I included "Twisted Sifter's" own attribution.  They aren't live links here, so to see the original you would have to go to the original post and click through from there.



26. "The 7000 Rivers that Feed into the Mississippi River"

Technical Merit: People who have been taught that the the Mercator Projection is BAD for a world map can be a little bit like people who have been convinced that avoiding the passive voice is an essential key to good writing.  Truth is, sometimes the passive voice is what's needed, and the ol' Mercator is not always a bad choice for mapping the Earth in an available rectangle.  Where I like the Mercator least, however, is at the regional scale, where there really isn't any offsetting value to justify its distortions.  It is ubiquitous in maps of the United States, however -- just check for the straight-line US/Canadian border, and a tweaked-out New England that looks like it's trying to make for Portugal.

I don't usually think of red as a great color to represent water -- most maps of this sort would use a dark blue -- but it certainly has the benefit of high visibility.

If you are a map dork, the first thing you think when you see this sort of map is "what's a river, and why are there 7000 of them?"  Which is to say, what bodies of water did the cartographer include?  Possibilities that spring to mind would be streams above a certain average flow volume, or streams named as rivers, or -- most likely -- all of the streams that happen to be included in a given data base.  In this case, the specifics wouldn't really affect the overall pattern, but it's always nice to know.

Artistic Merit: None attempted, I think.  Certainly none gained.

Helps One "Make Sense of the World": I can think of two things here.  One is that, for a UnitedStatsian, the extent of the Mississippi watershed is not a bad piece of knowledge to have on board.  The other is that it's kind of interesting how the watershed of a very large river can drain a very large interior, truncating the drainage areas of smaller coastal rivers.  I don't know if either of these things qualifies for a must-read 40-item "Help You Make Sense of the World" list, though.  Or wait, actually I do know.  They don't.


27. "World Map of the Different Writing Systems"

Technical Merit: The weak title is a hint that not a lot of expert knowledge about "the different writing systems" went into the production of this map.  For all that, and for all that almost every single map element is deeply problematic, it is honestly a fairly decent first pass at mapping where different forms of text are in play.  It's fine.

There is no need for the legend, since all of the color symbols are directly labeled on the map.  Isn't it interesting, though, to see which writing systems that the cartographer thinks are "other"?

I don't know where the cartographer found his rinky-tink base map, though, with its three-island Japan, maimed New Guinea, amoeba Europe, impassable Tierra del Fuego, and emasculated Alaska.  

Artistic Merit: None attempted, none gained.

Helps One "Make Sense of the World": A map or two of linguistic geography are valid on a list of forty maps that might help you make sense of the world.



28. "Worldwide Annual Coffee Consumption Per Capita"

Technical Merit: Having the "No data" class so close to the "not much consumption" class made me think initially that this was one of those maps that show the world when only regional data is really available.  But no, if you look at the original source map you can see that they've actually got real numbers for most countries, the central Asian 'Stans being the odd countries out.  Hell, it's even sourced: Coffee consumption, World Resources Institute.

The symbol scheme on this choropleth map is intuitive and logical.  Increasingly darker browns look and feel like ~more coffee~.  The global pattern of consumption, as told by the World Resources Institute, is easy to read and interpret.

Artistic Merit: Functional!

Helps One "Make Sense of the World": Coffee is not as amusing as alcohol, but it is still kind of amusing!  Gotta wake up and get to work in the morning!  We have a map of coffee on our list!



24. "The Economic Center of Gravity Since 1 AD"

Technical Merit: This map is brought to you by the concept "reification."  Reification is when an abstraction is treated as if it was a real thing.   It is generally considered a form of fallacy.

Bless its soul, this map at least defines its terms, in that clumsy footnote that didn't need to be a footnote.  What the economic center of gravity "is," is a location generated by doing some geometric multiplication with Gross Domestic Product, a famously problematic guesstimate of national economic activity.  McKinsey Global Institute certainly has an impressive historical record of GDP data.  It goes back 3000 years, to about 2950 years before the contemporary concept of nation-states on which GDP is based really went global.  Also, they go 11 years into the future, which might seem impressive; but I'll warn you, it's my experience that predictions of what's going to happen more than a few months in the future are wrong.  Always.  Except for eclipses; we can nail those every time.

The brown arrows are what makes this map impressive, racheting as they do towards the new economic might of China and India.  Those arrows are brown instead of blue, which probably -- map legends always leave out the important stuff -- indicates "we don't really have the data for this yet."

So!  "By far the most rapid shift in the world's economic center of gravity happened in 2000-2010, reversing previous decades of development."  That's the message of this map.  Let's break it down:
  • "By far the most rapid shift" -- We think, probably.  We don't have the data yet.  Pardon our brown arrow.
  • "in the world's economic center of gravity" -- which is to say, an imaginary point on the globe we generate by performing simplistic calculations on simplistic economic data.
  •  "happened in 2000-2010" -- our formula produced a new result, having been fed new data.
  • "reversing previous decades of development" -- continuing the previous five decades of development at an accelerated rate, actually.  We apparently can't read our own map.
So yeah, I'm terribly impressed.

Artistic Merit: This map consciously or unconsciously employs the strategy of projecting authority through a spartan, drab look.  I'm not impressed by that, either.

Helps One "Make Sense of the World": There's been economic growth in the Asian core of the world's population?  Gosh, I hadn't heard that.




30. The World Divided Into 7 Regions, Each with a Population of 1 Billion

Technical Merit: This is the third map we've encountered in the set that wants to make a point about the distribution of the world's population.  As I pointed out before, that pattern is best shown by a world population density map.  Anything else you do with the data is inherently obfuscatory.  This map's conceptual flaw is that it ignores the vast disparity between population cores and the world's vast expanses of rural areas.  To illustrate this, just contemplate that the line between European gold and Asian purple on this map could be extended to the Pacific and south across Central Asia without really disturbing the balance too much; maybe Iran would need to jump to the purple camp to compensate.  A regional map with borders that fluid is pretty meaningless.

This map's technical flaws are that, first, the Southeast Asian blue is not visually different enough from the Asian Purple, not the Asian red and orange from each other.  Since the message of the map is, or ought to be, that everybody who's anybody lives in Asia, those colors ought to be very distinct indeed.  Secondly, putting Australia and New Zealand on the green team, but on the opposite side of the map, is a fail.  Since there is no visual cue that the green region circles around the back of the map, as it were, a newbie to world population could be forgiven for taking away the lesson that Australia is a densely peopled continent, when in fact it is only a densely kangarooed continent.

Artistic Merit: Nah.

Helps One "Make Sense of the World": May I again recommend a map of world population density?  Why, here's a nice one right here:


Pay attention to the red bits.  It turns out you can pack a hell of a lot of people into the Nile floodplain.

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Next Time Out: Maps 31 - 35
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Saturday, February 15, 2014

The Infinite Art Tournament, Round 1: John v. Johns!

Gwen John
1876 - 1939
British; worked in France



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Jasper Johns
b. 1930
American



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Friday, February 14, 2014

Saint of the Month: St. Valentine!


St. Valentine Baptizing St. Lucilla, by Bassano, 1575 or so.


St. Valentine

AKA: Saint Valentine of Rome; Saint Valentine of Ferni.
Feast Day: February 14.

Really Existed? Maybe.
Timeframe: late second and third centuries.
Place: Italy.

Credentials: Canonized by papal decree in 496.
Martyrdom: Beheaded.

Patron Saint of: beekeepers, engaged couples, greeting card manufacturers, happy marriages, love, lovers, young people.
Symbolism: Birds, roses; shown as a bishop performing a marriage, possibly with a rooster nearby.

We've all wondered about it from time to time: just who is this St. Valentine? Who is this religious figure we celebrate with pink frilly hearts, maudlin expression of amorous love, and other trappings of romantic sentiment and/or the eternal quest to get laid? He must have been quite a lady-killer!

Or maybe not. The Feast of Saint Valentine was established on February 14 by Pope Gelasius I way back in 496, but even in the official declaration of the feast Glasius admitted that although there was a tradition of reverence for Valentine, nobody knew a damn thing about him. Indeed, there are two or three fragmentary, after-the-fact stories of various St. Valentines. Based on the available scholarship and, I expect, convenience, it has been more or less decided that these stories are probably based on the life of one real guy.

The potentially real St. Valentine, then -- but wait. I should make clear that we are not talking about Saint Valentine of Genoa, Saint Valentine of Passau, Saint Valentine of Ravenna, or Saint Valentine of Segovia. We're talking about Saint Valentine of Rome/Saint Valentine of Terni, who are maybe the same guy.

So, the potentially real St. Valentine was a priest in Rome, possibly a bishop even, in the second or third century. He was imprisoned for helping out jailed martyrs, or perhaps for performing convenience marriages that exempted men from military service. While in prison, he restored sight to the jailor's (or maybe a judge's) blind daughter. He was secretly beheaded by the oxymoronically named prefect Placid Furius on the Via Flaminia in or around 270; or, he was condemned by the Emperor Claudius to be beaten by clubs and then beheaded. If I cobble together dates from various sources, he would have been between 94 and 98 at the time, which is a pretty good run.

How do we get from this wisp of a historical personage to a blushing young person giving his or her crush a little pink heart on which is written "txt me"? Well, there are two schools of thought on that. One is that our Valentine's Day is just a dressing up of the Roman festival of Lupercalia, itself probably based on a pre-Roman festival. Here's Plutarch on Lupercalia:
At this time many of the noble youths and magistrates run through the city naked, for sport and laughter striking those they meet with shaggy thongs. Many women of rank purposely get in their way, and schoolchildren present their hands to be struck, believing that the pregnant will thus be helped in delivery, and the barren to pregnancy.
So, yeah, you can see how that basic idea, after being extruded through Victorian sentimentality and then the American Hallmark Holiday-Industrial Complex, would translate out to more or less what we do.

The other school of thought is having none of it. "Nonsense," cry many modern scholars. "Nobody associated St. Valentine with romance until the time of Chaucer!" Their theory is in fact that our hearts-and-flowers idea was pretty much invented by Chaucer, in his "Parliament of Foules." Here's a little excerpt, in modern rendering:
...there sat a queen who was exceeding in fairness over every other creature, as the brilliant summer sun passes the stars in brightness. This noble goddess Nature was set upon a flowery hill in a verdant glade. All her halls and bowers were wrought of branches according to the art and measure of Nature.

And there was not any bird that is created through procreation that was not ready in her presence to hear her and receive her judgment. For this was Saint Valentine's day, when every bird of every kind that men can imagine comes to this place to choose his mate.
A bit later, the birds get to wooing:
The royal tercel, with bowed head and humble appearance, delayed not and spoke: "As my sovereign lady, not as my spouse, I choose--and choose with will and heart and mind--the formel of so noble shape upon your hand. I am hers wholly and will serve her always. Let her do as she wishes, to let me live or die; I beseech her for mercy and grace, as my sovereign lady, or else let me die here presently. For surely I cannot live long in torment, for in my heart every vein is cut. Having regard only to my faithfulness, dear heart, have some pity upon my woe. And if I am found untrue to her, disobedient or willfully negligent, a boaster, or in time love elsewhere, I pray you this will be my doom: that I will be torn to pieces by these birds, upon that day when she should ever know me untrue to her or in my guilt unkind. And since no other loves her as well as I, though she never promised me love, she ought to be mine by her mercy; for I can fasten no other bond on her. Never for any woe shall I cease to serve her, however far she may roam. Say what you will, my words are done."

Even as the fresh red rose newly blown blushes in the summer sun, so grew the color of this woman when she heard all this; she answered no word good or bad, so sorely was she abashed; until Nature said, "Daughter, fear not, be of good courage."
So that's pretty hot stuff, and again, it's apparently the first extant reference to Valentine's Day as a celebration of the ol' hubba-hubba. The idea that people would read about a pretend holiday in a best-seller and decide to celebrate it in real life shouldn't sound too strange, either -- I give you "Festivus" and "Talk Like a Pirate Day" as approximate contemporary analogs -- and so this is a theory with some punch to it. On the other hand, the pre-Chaucer written record of everyday life is not amazingly robust, and it would only take some 9th Century poem about the sexiness of February 14th showing up in the archives of a Spanish convent to blow it out of the water. Medieval historians must live life racheting between dizzying fear that someone will turn up documents that undermine their entire life's work, and dizzying hope that they themselves will turn up documents that undermine everybody else's.

Happy Valentine's Day, Sweety-pie. If I may call you "Sweety-pie."

Thursday, February 13, 2014

The Infinite Art Tournament, First Elimination Round #24/64



Faceoff #1: Guston v. Hamilton

Philip Guston
1913 - 1980
American

Lost to Frans Hals in Round 1.



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Richard Hamilton
1922 - 2011
British

Lost to Wilhelm Hammershoi in Round 1.





Faceoff #2: Hartung v. Heron

Hans Hartung
1904 - 1992
German; worked in France

Put up a good fight against Childe Hassam in Round 1.



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Patrick Heron
1920 - 1999
British

Pounded by Barbara Hepworth in The St. Ives Bowl.





Vote for the two artists of your choice! Votes generally go in the comments, but have been known to arrive by email, by postcard, or in a sealed envelope.

Please note that you may vote only once in each face-off.  Opining that both of the artists in one of the two face-offs is superior to the other is fine, but casting your votes for two artists in the same face-off is not permissible.

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

The Beef Tapeworm

I know that recycling one's own material in these online weblogs is a bit déclassé, but I promise, this one will be new-to-you.  I wrote it in 1983.  It is called The Beef Tapeworm, and that is what it's about.


I don't remember if I had any say in the selection of subject matter.  Probably not, because I do not recall ever having had any special interest in the beef tapeworm.  But then, such are the indignities of a high school freshman biology class.

It was, of course, a time when "cutting and pasting" images would involve actual destruction of a printed resource, and was therefore frowned upon.


Incidentally, I am not sure that I would reach the same conclusions were I to research the beef tapeworm today.  For example, on page three I postulate rather airily that because tapeworms depart from the "higher animals" at a fundamental taxonomic level, they are therefore "in a very low stage of evolution."  Not only does this represent blandly triumphalist biological thinking, it is if you think about it antagonistic to (or ignorant of) the very concept of a complex ecosystem.  The similarly humanocentric thinking embodied in the first full paragraph of page three makes me wince today.  I wonder why Mr. Hurley didn't mark me down?


But despite its faults, this little monograph has an ending that is absolutely flawless.  Its beauty is that it can be used in virtually any context; unlike a proglittid, it is not attached to the tapeworm.  Indeed, I think this was pretty much my go-to conclusion to almost everything I wrote for the following four or five years of my authorial career.  Even today, it or something quite like it can get me out of even the tightest textual corners.

Here it comes! 


Did you catch it?  Here it is again:


That, my friends, is pure literary gold.  It's almost too good of an ending not to use every time.  I'm sharing it with you just to level the playing field.

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

The Infinite Art Tournament, Round 2 TIEBREAK: Gauguin v. El Greco!

And here we have the back half of the quirky tiebreak situation that got underway last Tuesday.




Paul Gauguin
1848 - 1903
French; worked in France and Tahiti

Took care of business versus Henri Gaudier-Brzeska in Round 1.
Tied with Thomas Gainsborough in a gripping Round 2 artists' duel. YOUR VOTE COUNTS!
Tied again with Jacques-Louis David in Round 2 Tiebreak. YOUR VOTE SURE COUNTS!








El Greco
1541 - 1614
Greek; worked in Italy and Spain

Defeated Florentine master Benozzo Gozzoli in Round 1 in a contest that went down to the last vote. YOUR VOTE COUNTS!!!
Tied with Francisco Goya in Round 2. YOUR VOTE COUNTS!







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Monday, February 10, 2014

A User's Guide to "Forty Maps that Will Help You Make Sense of the World," Volume V

Michael5000 continues his grouchy exegesis of that ubiquitous internet atlas of our times, Forty Maps that Will Help You Make Sense of the World.



A User's Guide to "Forty Maps that Will Help You Make Sense of the World," Volume V

Note: In cutting and pasting the images (at low resolution and for purposes of critique in a non-commercial forum, yo!) I included "Twisted Sifter's" own attribution.  They aren't live links here, so to see the original you would have to go to the original post and click through from there.






21. "World Map of Vegetation on Earth"

Technical Merit: Not to be confused with a "World Map of Vegetation on Mars" or a "Local Map of Vegetation on Earth."  No, this is a world map of Earth.

But is it really a map?  I'd say sure, close enough, but if you wanted to get all "picky-picky" (I was recently accused of just this, if you can believe it) this might be less of a "map" than a "satellite image."  The line between the two things gets really blurry.  If you were saying "it ain't a map," you would point out that it is just a representation of what was more or less photographed from way up high, and hasn't been abstracted into the data-representing symbols that characterize proper cartography.  But then, the logical countermove is to point out that "more or less photographed" satellite imagery is a hell of a long way from a simple photograph.  Satellite images like this are mosaics obtained from multiple satellite passes (which allows editing out the cloud cover) in which the earth's surface is sensed with at all sorts of points in the spectrum, not just the little band that represents visible light.  Satellites send a raft of numerical data back to the home planet, and that data can be represented with whatever colors the guy at the console chooses.  It would be just as easy and logical, although a lot less intuitive, to render this vegetation map-thing on a scale of orange to purple, instead of tan to dark green.

It wouldn't be as pretty, though.

Artistic Merit: It's pretty!

Helps One "Make Sense of the World": Sure.  Where things grow and where they don't is important stuff.  This image is a good jumping off point either to think about why the global pattern of world vegetation is the way it is, or to go in the other direction and think about how this pattern has in turn shaped the global map of world human behavior.







22. "Average Age of First Sexual Intercouse by Country"

Technical Merit: As a map, it is unremarkable but unobjectionable, except for its careless implication that, for countries that they don't have data for, the answer must be "19 years."

As for content, the map betrays a charming faith that, if you were to go around the world asking people about their early sexual behavior, they would tell you the truth.  

Artistic Merit: None attempted, none gained.

Helps One "Make Sense of the World": This a map of patently suspect data that can be used to made sweeping generalizations about the world.  That's one way of making sense of it, I suppose.








23. "If the World's Population Lived in One City"

Technical Merit: This is kind of interesting, but it doesn't have the rhetorical punch that the makers were looking for.  There are too many mental operations involved.  You have to be able to visualize Singapore, and then visualize Singapore in Texas, and -- wait, no, Houston is in Texas -- no, never mind -- and then Singapore stretches out over Texas and Louisiana and Oklahoma too!  Singapore is huge!  And everybody in the world lives there!  Hey, Singapore is bigger than Paris!  No, wait....

Then, there's the unavoidable wrongness.  Probably the cartographer here used city limit data, which works pretty well on an island like Singapore, but not in the other instances.  New York, San Fransisco, and London are indeed quite compact within their city limits, but they are also the cores of great sprawling swathes of suburb stretching over the horizon over every land surface available.  Count those in, as why would you not -- they are part of the social and economic unit of the city, even if not united under the same local administration -- and they'll look a lot more like Houston than like Singapore.  Or rather, the amount of land area they'd take up if everyone in the world lived in a single city that had their same density level would... crap, how does that work again?

Artistic Merit: Simple, but clean and attractive.

Helps One "Make Sense of the World": Maybe a little?








24. "The Number of Researchers per Million Inhabitants Around the World"

Technical Merit: Appears to have been made with the same kit software as Map #22.  Shares the same problem of blurring its "no data" category with points on the data scale.  That's to say, "no data" looks like 500 researchers per million or so, probably a lowball for a number of countries.  Also, what's the business with "FTE" and "HC" doing in the legend?

The scale of light blue to dark blue is fine from a data display perspective.  From a common-sense perspective, how could you not notice that in makes 3/4 of the world sink into the oceans and disappear?

Again, the prolix titles attached by the "Forty Maps" people crack me up.  "Around the World," you say?  And I thought this was a map of Spain alone!

Artistic Merit: None attempted, none gained.

Helps One "Make Sense of the World": Sure, this is a legitimately important statistic with a clear regional pattern.  Sustained.









25. Worldwide Map of Oil Import and Export Flows

Technical Merit: Forget those regional maps of oil import and export flows, my friend.  This one is WORLDWIDE!

This map wants me want to play a boardgame.  It looks fun.

But my lord, what a poor map. See how those red arrows are exactly the same width?  What that tells your eye is that these import and export flows are all of the same magnitude.  The two going from Africa to the United States, for instance, are labelled 68.3 and 18.4 million tonnes apiece.  That's to say, one of those flows is four times bigger than the other.  Unless you have some very strong reason not to, you ought to make its line four times thicker than the other.  It is an elemental element of cartography as using a little star to mark the capital, and could be done with great ease using any sophisticated modern graphics suite, such as the "Insert Shape" function in Microsoft Word.

Hey, wait!  Two flows going from Africa to the United States?!?  Since you very clearly delineated your regions in the key on the lower left, why are there two different arrows going from Africa to the United States.  Because -- this is clear after closer study -- you are clearly working with units smaller than the ones you so neatly defined.  "Africa" blends together North Africa and West/Central Africa; "Europe and Eurasia" mixes North Sea North and Western Europe, Central Europe, and Russia; "Asia Pacific," an unusually lame regional name, mixes together half a dozen places.  Some places are given little circles, some places are not.  This might be just the whim or the cartographer, or where she remembered to put them, or it might mean something, or it might be places where you can place your token at the start if you are using this map to play a board game.

My point is, if a map is going to represent the trade flows between eight regions, it needs to let you know where those eight regions are.  If it's going to represent the trade flows between twenty-something regions, same deal.  If it says "here are the eight regions, and here are a bunch of arrows between twenty-something discrete points on the map," then it is making you work too hard and undermining its own credibility.

Artistic Merit: This map looks very slick and professional as long as you aren't trying to read it.

Helps One "Make Sense of the World": Obviously a good map of world oil flows would help you make sense of the world economy.

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Next Time Out: Maps 26 - 30
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