Yeah, those damn youngun's get pretty messy and clumsy with their alcohol. What was she trying to make,anyhow? A Blackberry Cassis and vodka toddie? Kids!
I was spanked with a plastic hairbrush, and the experience was instrumental in my necessary-for-maturation discovery that grown-ups don't have a clue what they are doing. Being spanked is mind-focusing enough that one pays close attention and it soon became clear that there was no rational connection between whether I was spanked and how bad I had been. Freed of the belief that you had to know exactly what you were doing in order to be a real grown up, I matured.
Watch it, Jenners! SOME of us were born in the Forties...and it was no picnic! My mother used flexible branches from the privet hedge but switched (get it?) to a wide leather belt--yep, always seeking to improve. Is this ad where she got her ideas?
Hey! I wasn't born in the 1950s either. Once those Formica countertops had been installed in a house, they lasted forever. There will be kids in the 2040s growing up in homes with granite countertops, while all their friends' homes have depleted uranium or technicium alloy or whatever is in showhomes that decade.
Michael5000's Running Avatar has left Portland and is running generally east, out into the great big world.
May 19th -- Passing through The Dalles, Oregon.
May 12 -- The Avatar passes back into Oregon at Hood River and continues eastward on the Mark Hatfield Trail.
April 28 -- Passing by Beacon rock in the beautiful Columbia Gorge.
April 23 -- Standing on the corner in downtown Camas, Washington.
April 17 -- THE AVATAR IS HOME!!!
The Humanly Prowess -- since August 2009
May 19 -- 8.26 is a best-ever mileage for the 19th. I'm also at 14 consecutive Sundays, 1 short of the record, as well as 14 consecutive Saturdays.
April 27 -- A nice 9.06 mile run passes us over the best-April-ever mark and gives me an record of 11 consecutive running Saturdays.
April 25 -- By the by, I've currently tied the records for most consecutive Saturdays and most consecutive Wednesdays run. But who's counting.
April 20 -- 9.62 miles is a surprise all-time record for the 20th of the month!
April 14 -- 5.53 miles is an all-time record for a run resulting in hospital treatment for dog bite injuries!
April 6 -- 10.1 miles is the first ever double-digit run for April.
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190 or Bust
May 16 -- Weigh-in for work weight-loss contest: 208
May 3 -- 208
March 10 -- 205.4
Feb 24 -- 206.0 -- but clearly we've got a little problem to work on here.
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Yeah, those damn youngun's get pretty messy and clumsy with their alcohol. What was she trying to make,anyhow? A Blackberry Cassis and vodka toddie?
Kids!
I was spanked with a plastic hairbrush, and the experience was instrumental in my necessary-for-maturation discovery that grown-ups don't have a clue what they are doing. Being spanked is mind-focusing enough that one pays close attention and it soon became clear that there was no rational connection between whether I was spanked and how bad I had been. Freed of the belief that you had to know exactly what you were doing in order to be a real grown up, I matured.
AND we had Formica countertops. Orange ones.
You had formica and you still got spanked? What were you using, india ink?
This makes me so happy I wasn't born in the 1950s! Yowza!
Watch it, Jenners! SOME of us were born in the Forties...and it was no picnic! My mother used flexible branches from the privet hedge but switched (get it?) to a wide leather belt--yep, always seeking to improve. Is this ad where she got her ideas?
Army quarters didn't have no stinkin' Formica!
Hey! I wasn't born in the 1950s either. Once those Formica countertops had been installed in a house, they lasted forever. There will be kids in the 2040s growing up in homes with granite countertops, while all their friends' homes have depleted uranium or technicium alloy or whatever is in showhomes that decade.
Depleted Uranium countertops! An idea whose time has come!
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