Sunday, June 6, 2010

Your Sunday Boring Postcard from Michael5000

310 Hwy. 101 S.
Crescent City, CA 95531

Safe/well lighted parking areas, private in-room jacuzzis available, direct dial phones, FAX, color-cable TV with remote & HBO, non-smoking rooms, guest washer & dryer, fresh perked in-room coffee.

Provenance: Gift of the Morgan F. Shirley Collection, 2009.

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sister jen said...

For some reason when I first read the caption I pictured the manager delivering the private in-room jacuzzi to the door like an extra pillow--

Yankee in England said...

one would hope that if the jacuzzi was in room that it would be private.

Thanks for the boring post card, my husband brought it in with the mail and a few hours later while we were at the local farmers market asked "so who is Michael (pauses and clears thoat) 5000." If I had been wittier I might have said my extra marital affair who was stupid enough to send a post card. I didn't I explained the whole thing including boring postcards. I think he might have belived the extra marital affair thing easier.

Jenners said...

I was thrilled to get my second boring postcard in the mail yesterday! What an unexpected treat!

Elaine said...

I just discovered (in a box of keepsakes, including my Girl Scout sash from Honolulu Council (circa 1958)...a really, really BORING postcard, complete with editorial comment. The latter might make the card less boring for a minute, but only marginally so. I may have to send this to Castle 5000...