Friday, March 20, 2015

Saint of the Month: Saint Anastasius XVI!



St. Anastasius XVI

AKA: Anastasius of Jerusalem, Anastasius of Saint Sabas
Not to be confused with: See below.
Feast Day: March 20.

Really Existed? See below.
Timeframe: Eighth Century.
Place: Jerusalem.

Credentials: Recognized by tradition, probably.
Martyrdom: Killed by brigands.

Patron Saint of: No known tradition of patronage.
Symbolism: None.


When I'm picking out a Saint of the Month, I often choose from the online calendar at catholicsaints.info, which is produced or at least hosted by Star Quest Production Network (SPQN), an Atlanta-based Catholic media nonprofit. Like some many most virtually all websites offering up free information, catholicsaints.info shows obvious signs of taking shortcuts in the matter of content. Here, for instance, is the entirety of what SPQN has to say about Saint Anastasius XVI:
  • He's also known as Anastasius of Jerusalem and Anastasius of Saint Sabas
  • His Saint's Day is March 20.
  • He died in 797.
  • He had a traditional, "pre-congregation" canonization; which is to say he was accepted as a saint before the formal canonization process was instituted.

OK, fine. We proceed to Catholic Online, which during the time I've been studying monthly saints has descended deep into an appalling morass of targeted internet marketing, inflammatory faux-news sidebars, and pop-up ads telling you that all good Catholics must donate now. On their page for St. Anastasius XVI, we find two sentences of narrative:
Martyr and archimandrite, or superior, of St. Sabas in Jerusalem. The monks of St. Sabas were attacked by a band of brigands who slew Anastasius and his company.
And that is basically that for the internet. There are plenty of other Saints Anastasius, but as far as Saint Anastasius XVI, we have reached the end of the line. He is, oddly enough, not even listed in SPQN's own index:



The only other internet sites that mention Saint Anastasius XVI have unabashedly harvested their data, such as it is, from Catholic Online. Catholic Online, in turn, has done a little fishing of its own. Here's an entry from the 1998 book Our Sunday Visitor's Book of Saints.



That's our man, all right, but there's no "XVI" involved. (More concise printed saints guides, incidentally, confine themselves to Saint Anastasius of Persia.) So, who decided to number the Saint Anastasiuses? Is the numbering in any way legitimate or authoritative? Does the inclusion of Saint Anastasius XVI in the 2010 Saints for Dummies suggest that the Rev. John Trigilio and the Rev. Kenneth Brighenti ("Coauthors, Catholicism for Dummies") turned to Catholic Online for their saints calendar?  It certainly looks that way, but it's possible that Catholic Online, Our Sunday Visitor, and Trigilio & Brighenti are all drawing from a single authoritative source.  The waters around our Saint of the Month are becoming very murky indeed.

I have gone through all this to bring up something that I find very interesting and possibly quite important about saints, and yet now that I have come to the point I don't know if I will be able to articulate it. I will do my best.

First, there is clearly a wide grey area between those who are saints and those who are not saints. Several entities make claims to control the recognition of saints, and the Vatican, the most familiar to most North Americans, has an elaborate and professionalized apparatus for deciding specific claims to sainthood. Yet the Church(es) can not really control the "traditional" saints that predate their procedures. Attempts to clean up the historical record really do more to blur the saint/non-saint line than to clarify it, as witness this Wiki passage on our old friend Saint Valentine:
Because so little is known of him, in 1969 the Roman Catholic Church removed his name from the General Roman Calendar, leaving his liturgical celebration to local calendars. The Roman Catholic Church continues to recognize him as a saint, listing him as such in the February 14 entry in the Roman Martyrology, and authorizing liturgical veneration of him on February 14 in any place where that day is not devoted to some other obligatory celebration in accordance with the rule that on such a day the Mass may be that of any saint listed in the Martyrology for that day.

Indeed, even in the rare instances when Vatican authorities state without reservation that someone is NOT a saint, individual worshipers do not always get the memo; an interesting case is that of "the person commonly known as 'Saint Philomena.'" Another is the veneration, in rural Bolivia, of "Saint Ernesto 'Che' Guevara." Or take Guinefort, who was widely regarded as a saint for many centuries, despite the objections of the Church, and despite being a dog.

Second, it's not always clear that traditional saints have anything to do with reality. Even the most devout hagiographer will ponder the overlap of ecclesiastical history and folklore when confronted with, say, the saints who hung out with King Arthur and slew dragons. One wonders, too, at saints whose stories are so nebulous as to defy contradiction -- say, the trio of St. Archelaus, St. Cyril, and St. Photius, of whom the entirety of knowledge, according to Our Sunday Visitor (and I certainly haven't found anything that I could add), is
Martyrs, although no documentation of their sufferings is extant. Feast Day: March 4.
Some saints are probably made up more or less from whole cloth, and a vast number exist as it were independently of the historical record, so divorced from actual evidence as to make it irrelevant to ask whether they actually existed.

So, with so very, very many minor saints so tenuously connected to both sanctity and reality, the internet has a vast potential to create faux saints that would be for all intents and purposes indistinguishable from traditional saints. For instance, what if I were to create a website to the [randomly selected] Irish Saint Áed mac Bricc, but despite my devotion and sincerity I made a hash of it. Confused by the spelling, I called him St. Admabric, and accidentally wrote "Iceland" instead of "Ireland." Disturbed by the implications of his signature miracle -- more on this, perhaps, some November 10th -- I said only that he comforted a servant girl in her distress. Well, I would have produced a real mishmash, but it would be a sincere mishmash, wearing the trappings of factual authority, that was available for anyone to see.

Someone doing a Google search for the saints of Iceland, for instance, would almost certainly stumble upon St. Admabric. They might add him to their own website on the Saints of Iceland. As content-cloning spiders did their insipid work, the ridiculous legend of St. Admabric of Iceland would spread to other websites, and before long Catholic Online would be tripping over itself trying to sell you St. Admabric of Iceland medals. (If this seems far-fetched to you, you don't spend nearly as much time on the internet as I do.) Let us further say that a handful of people -- devout Icelandic-Americans interested in recovering their heritage, perhaps -- read about St. Admabric, and began saying prayers to St. Admabric, invoking St. Admabric's aid and succor on the hard roads of their lives. At that point, would St. Admabric be a "real" "saint"? The Catholic Church would obviously say no, clearly not. But outside of that jurisdiction, the point is perhaps a little less cut and dried.

Which brings us back to Saint Anastasius XVI. Perhaps there is an excellent reason, sanctioned by one or more church authorities, why this saint is the sixteenth of his name. But such an odd saint's name could also be the product of someone's private attempt to make sense of the various saints named Anastasius, accidentally captured and made real, or made confidently false, by the internal dynamics of the internet.  In our writing and reading of this post, we have together made St. Anastasius XVI just a little bit more real -- more "a thing," as we like to say. In this kind of ontological terrain, situated between firmly documented truth and easily verified falsity, we are I think poised for an inevitable proliferation of legends both strange and banal. Odd new saints with dubious credentials will come marching in. Indeed, they probably already are.

I wish you joy on this feast day of Saint Anastasius XVI.

Thursday, March 19, 2015

The Infinite Art Tournament, Left Bracket Third Round: Hammershoi v. Guardi!





Wilhelm Hammershoi
1864 - 1916
Danish






Francesco Guardi
1712 - 1780
Venetian
  • Defeated Italian Renaissance man Guercino in Round 1.
  • Snuck past George Grosz in Round 2.
  • Lost to Atkinson Grimshaw in Round 3.




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Wednesday, March 18, 2015

The Wednesday Post



Another Look at Atwood, Kansas
Plans are for the job to be completed by the Fall of 2008


...in which we find out what's happening these days at the sites of last week's boring postcards!


RAWLINS COUNTY COURTHOUSE AND THE ATWOOD BUFFALO


RAWLINS COUNTY COURT HOUSE   


The Rawlins County Courthouse is still there.  And so is the Atwood Buffalo. 

Like most counties on the Great Plains, Rawlins County grew rapidly for a few years after it was settled by folks of European descent, but people have been gradually slipping away ever since.  Today, the population is about a third of what it was in 1930.  Yet if you're going to have a county, you're still going to need a county court, county appraiser, county clerk, county treasurer, yadda yadda yadda, and why not conduct such business from a fine old building in the middle of town?  Here's a picture from only a few years back.

picture by J. Stephen Conn


ATWOOD, KANS
COMMUNITY HIGH SCHOOL


The building is still there, and it's still the community's high school.  Its name is Rawlins County High School now, and it absorbed its last remaining in-county rival, Hearndon High, after the 2003-2004 school year.  This, too, is often the way of things on the Plains.  At the peak of the Great Plains boom, there were at least ten viable towns and villages in Rawlins County; now there are but three, and only Atwood has schools.  That's lucky for Atwood.  Without a school, you'll have noticed, a town has a doomed, empty feel to it.

There are some serious new trees at Rawlins County High.  The lamp-post is new, too, but it's much the same idea as the old one.  I like that.



B. & M. R. STATION, ATWOOD, KANSAS


The Burlington and Missouri River Railroad, it says here, was an Omaha-based company founded in 1856. Aquired by the Chicago, Burlington, and Quincy in 1872, it connected Chicago, St. Louis, Omaha, and Denver by crossing sparsely settled terrain in gaps between the routes of earlier railroads. On this 1882 map, its main line can be seen passing one county north of Atwood, in Nebraska.


Except, Atwood's not on the map.  The three towns shown in Rawlins County -- Kelso, Jerome, and McCloud -- have long since disappeared.  I mean, literally.  It's not like they're ghost towns.  They are just gone.  There's nothing.  They have left no visible traces outside of a few sentences in the historical record.  This, too, is typical of the region.

In an April 1901 article in the Kansas Semi-Weekly Capital, we read about a late and crippling snowstorm that has shut down the "Orleans & St. Francis branch" of the B & M R, a line that is described as passing through Atwood on an east-west route. (And incidentally, if the Monday Quiz left you longing for the happier, simpler days of a century ago, the website where I found this story offers a truly heartwarming collection of newspaper stories about small-town life in the heartland at the turn of the twentieth century.  Wait, did I say "heartwarming"?  I meant "blood-curdling."  But I digress.) From there, if you have aerial photos and a little expertise on deducing the impact of railroad lines on a town's morphological development -- and by gum, I happen to have written a thesis on this very topic -- you can make a very reasonable guess about where the postcard photograph was taken.  Here's what that site looks like today.


Which is to say, the B & M R Station no longer exists.


Beautiful LAKE ATWOOD where fishing, picnicking, and boating are enjoyed, Atwood, Kansas.


Beautiful Lake Atwood is still there.  Fishing, picnicking, and boating are still enjoyed.  So, since 2011, is frisbee golf.   Lake Atwood is not, of course, an actual lake, but a shallow little reservoir at the northern edge of town.  This is persnickety of me, but I always think it's strange to call a reservoir a "lake," especially on the pancake-flat Great Plains, where their artificiality, and more to the point their berms, are so obvious.

On its website, the Kansas State Department of Wildlife, Parks, and Tourism indicates that This lake is currently dry, and undergoing a basin sealing project. Plans are for the job to be completed by the Fall of 2008. Well, the KSDWP&T must be between webmasters or something. The current Google Maps image shows the eastern half of the "lake" full, and the western half plowed, or scraped, or something. Perhaps it is undergoing a basin sealing project.

The little girls in the photograph grew up, had very fulfilling lives, and are now enjoying the golden years of their retirement.

Combining Wheat near Atwood, Kansas


They still combine wheat near Atwood, Kansas. As you probably know, that doesn't mean they are combining it with anything. Rather, they are using a "combine," an extremely clever machine that combines the three main activities of harvest: reaping, threshing, and winnowing. Reaping -- cutting the grain down -- seems like the hard part, but no. The hard part is threshing, which means beating the hell out of the sheaf to loosen the kernels of grain. You could do this by literally whipping the grain with flails, or beating the sheafs against something hard, or having your cattle walk on it, but there's no easy way to do it without a motor. Once the grain is loose, you winnow it to separate it from the chaff, which is to say the inedible non-grain bits. The easiest way to do this is to toss it into the air and let the wind carry away the lighter stuff. It's easier then reaping and threshing, but it takes forever.

The creation of ever more powerful combines that reap, thresh, and winnow simultaneously and for all practical purposes instantaneously has meant that instead of needing the sustained cooperative labor of an entire village to bring in a grain harvest, you can have a reasonably bright teenager do it by himself while he listens to old Metallica on the cab stereo. And this, of course, is why the population of the Great Plains is so much smaller now than it was one hundred years ago.

Here's what it looks like, more or less, to combine wheat near Atwood, Kansas, these days.


Tuesday, March 17, 2015

The Infinite Art Tournament Left Bracket Third-Round Elimination: Courbet v. G. David!



Gerard David lost to the French caricaturist Honoré Daumier in the First Round, but has stayed alive through four subsequent matches in the Left Brackets.  He has ousted an increasingly impressive string of opponents: Stuart Davis, Delacroix, Delaunay, and most recently Salvidor Dali.  But now he must take on a Gustave Courbet who is fresh from a victory over whom?  Over David's old nemesis Daumier, that's whom.

Both David and Courbet faced tough fights to make it to this round.  Daumier's record of 2-2-1, with 30 votes for and 29 votes against (.508) ranks him among the top twenty artists to leave the Tournament to date, whereas Dali's 2-2-1; 41 vf, 28 va; .594 puts him at fourth place among the 147 former contestants. 



Gustave Courbet
1819 - 1877
French







Gerard David
c.1455 - 1523
Dutch




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Monday, March 16, 2015

The New Monday Quiz Succumbs to Nostalgia for the Good Old Days



As everyone knows, we live in the worst times in all of history.  The horrors of war, the ravages of nature, the perils of technology, and a terrible pervasive apathy about the concerns of others have led us to our current state of endemic violence and social injustice.  This week, the New Monday Quiz takes your mind off the state of the world by reminding you about a happier, simpler time: the world of 100 years ago.


1.  January 13 – This tower was damaged by, but survived, the Avezzano Earthquake, in which roughly 40,000 people perished.  Now repaired, it commemorates the Roman Emporer who, along with his highly successful 60-year reign, is remembered for the Meditations, a treatise on Stoic philosophy that is still read today. Who was he?




2.  January 26 – Trouble in the Middle East: the country shown on this map begins an attempt to seize control of the Suez Canal. What was the name of this country?




3. February 8 – A movie about the heroic role of the Ku Klux Klan in the Reconstruction South is screened for the first time. A runaway commercial success, it will remain the highest-grossing film of all time for nearly 25 years. What was the name of this blockbuster?



4.  April 5 – In a prize fight held in the city indicated on this map, White boxer Jess Willard defeats African-American Jack Johnson. Willard, the "Great White Hope," is heralded for "bringing back the championship to the white race." Where did Willard and Johnson fight?




5. April 22: At Ypres, France, the wold sees the first successful, large scale use of the chemical weapons that would kill or maim around 1.3 million people over the rest of the first world war. On this particular day, the simple chemical involved was the Element shown here. What is its name?




6. June 9 – The United States Secretary of State, a three-time unsuccessful Presidential candidate, resigns his office in protest of the Wilson administrations aggressive response to the sinking by Germany of the passenger liner Lusitania earlier in the year; "why be so shocked by the drowning of a few people," he asked, "if there is to be no objection to starving a nation?” In this, as with almost everything else, he found himself on the wrong side of history. Who was this famous man?





7. July 24 – The passenger ship Eastland,  made top-heavy after being outfitted with lifeboats in response to the recent Titanic tragedy, rolls over and capsizes in twenty feet of water. Eight hundred and forty eight people die from drowning, falling, or being crushed by toppling furniture. Here's a map showing the site of the disaster -- in what city did it occur?



8. July 28 – Following a popular uprising against and lynching of the short-lived dictator Jean Vilbrun Guillaume Sam, United States Marines sieze control of his country. It will remain under U.S. occupation until 1934. What is the country?


9. October – France, Russia, and Italy declare war on a country; in Germany, this boring postcard is published to celebrate the event. What is the country?


10. Alfred Lothar Wegener publishes Die Entstehung der Kontinente und Ozeane in an attempt to advance his most important theory. Although his reasoning seems pretty straightforward in retrospect, his ideas are refuted and ridiculed by almost everyone in his field until the 1960s, thirty years after his death, when the accumulating weight of evidence shows that they are undeniably correct. What was Wegener's big idea?

Saturday, March 14, 2015

The Infinite Art Tournament, Round One: Matisse v. Matta!

Henri Matisse
1869 - 1954
French



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Roberto Sebastian Echaurren Matta
1911 - 2002
Chile



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Friday, March 13, 2015

Element of the Month: Mercury!

March's Element of the Month:

Mercury!
Hg
80

Atomic Mass: 200.592 amu
Melting Point: −38.8290 °C
Boiling Point: 356.73 °C

In fifth grade, some of the guys in my class got hold of some liquid metal. It was pretty cool, and we all tried to bum a chance to mess with the stuff at recess. It was Mercury, of course, although I think we might have been calling it "quicksilver." I don't remember whether Mr. Smith ever found out about it, but either the stash eventually diminished down to nothing -- the stuff doesn't stay put very well -- or some grownup cottoned to the fact that we were playing with what the Norwegian Minister of Environment and Development would many years in the future call "among the most dangerous environmental toxins," and ruined the fun. Well, that's childhood for you.

Mercury is an Element of mystery, the first being "woah... how can, like, a metal... be a liquid...?" It is certainly counter-intuitive, as we are used to metals in general being pretty damn firm and resilient. But on the other hand, we also know that any metal can become a liquid if we heat it up enough; it just so happens that Mercury has a very low melting point indeed. If we cooled things down to that magical point where Fahrenheit and Centigrade converge, negative forty degrees, Mercury would act a lot more like what we're used to from the other metals. You could, for instance, beat someone up with a length of Mercury pipe. Then you could go back indoors and let the pipe melt away at room temperature; when the police came, you would say "I don't know what he's talking about, but I certainly don't have any metal pipe here. Go ahead and search the place!" The possibilities are endless.

A smart reader like yourself might say "OK, sure, it has a low melting point, but why does it have a low melting point?" The answer apparently has to do with the way the electrons are configured within the various electron shells. If you want to go any deeper than that, I suggest you consult someone with a real understanding of chemistry. Or maybe physics. Probably both.

The Centerfold!
Mercury in some guy's hand, even though he was not in
my fifth grade class and should probably know better.


Another mystery of Mercury: why is its Chemical symbol "Hg"? Well! Says here that the Greek ὑδράργυρος, meaning "water-silver," was Latinized as "hydragyrum." So, why aren't we calling the soupiest metal "Hydragyrum" anymore? I'm not sure. The majority opinion seems to hold that Mercury was named after the Roman god, by analogy with his habit of flitting here and there and being difficult to pin down. However, I also note that Mercury is one of the seven Elements that were associated with planets, or "planets":
  • The Sun - Gold
  • The Moon - Silver
  • Mercury - Mercury
  • Venus - Copper
  • Mars - Iron
  • Jupiter - Tin
  • Saturn - Lead
Since there were perfectly obvious alternative names for Element #80 around, like "Hydragyrum" and quicksilver, it seems more likely to me that the Element gradually acquired the name of the planet it was associated with, rather than being named directly for the god. It's a bit academic anyway, I suppose, since the planet was named for the god.

Mercury has been used for, heavens, just about everything. Famously, it was used to block hats, and the symptoms of the resultant Mercury poisoning is the source of our phrase "mad as a hatter." Mercury and Mercury Chloride were widely used into the 20th century to treat constipation, worms, and syphilis. It probably worked pretty well for the first two. It didn't really work at all for syphilis, however, but since the symptoms of Mercury poisoning and syphilis are fairly similar, you can imagine that physicians could have confused the hell out of themselves trying to get the dosing right. If you read about "the blue pill" in a historical novel? That's Mercury.

Most applications of mercury, from thermometers to batteries to chlorine production to mascara, have been steadily phased out over the past several decades. Fluorescent lighting, however, is all about the excitation of Mercury vapor. Fluorescent lights are much more energy efficient than their incandescent brethren, so we've all been sternly admonished to switch over to the more toxic Mercury-heavy bulbs. Is this a wise trade-off? I don't know!

That's probably enough about Mercury for now.

Alexander Calder (2-2, .508, exited Tournament October 2014)
designed "the Mercury Fountain" for the 1937 Paris Expo.