Michael5000 is hanging out in the backyard with the Boy, his friend's eight year old son. Noticing some dry plants, he hooks up a nozzle to the hose.
Boy: You better not shoot me with that weapon!!
M5K: It's not a weapon, silly dude. It's just the hose. I'm going to water some plants.
He waters some plants.
B: Well, you better not spray me with the hose, because then my clothes would get all wet!!
M5K: Don't worry. I promise I won't spray you with the hose.
M5K waters some more plants.
He does not spray the Boy with the hose.
B: Hey! You sprayed me with the hose!!
M5K: What? No I didn't, you goof. Not even close!
B: Well, you better not spray me!
M5K (not really paying attention): OK, I won't spray you.
B: Because that would get my clothes all wet.
B: But, these are my swimming shorts. It's just my shirt that shouldn't get wet.
M5K continues watering the garden for a while....
M5K turns to see that the Boy has taken off his shirt and is just wearing the swimming trunks.
B (very politely): Could you please spray me with the hose?