Sunday, October 3, 2010

Your Sunday Boring Postcard from Michael5000


NELLIE CUSTIS' ROOM, MOUNT VERNON

(c) Mt. V. L. A. OF THE U. 1932

Provenance: Unsure.

3 comments:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Mount Vernon is Washington's crib, right? That's where he laid pipe in Martha Washington. Ooooooh, snap! Wooden teeth biting her back. Yeah, baby!!!

Let's see if he deletes this . . .

Michael5000 said...

Dr. Ken: Actually, the idea that President Washington had wooden teeth is apocryphal. He had various dentures made from elephant ivory, hippopotamus ivory, and -- oddly, to modern ways of thinking -- human teeth, and it is with these that he would be nibbling into Martha's soft parts when they were getting all frisky and down with it on the Presidential mattress. However, it seems unlikely that there would be much pipe laid in the room of Nellie, Martha's granddaughter.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

5000: I hear that Nellie was a freak!!