Saturday, August 7, 2010

BP Wants You to be Safe!

I bumped into this coloring book the other day, and can't decide whether it's funny or fair or even noteworthy, but whatever. We'll give it a shot.

Oil and Energy MegaCorporation "bp" -- the MegaCorporation formerly known as "British Petroleum" -- presents the 2001 bear-oriented publication Home Safety: An Educational Coloring and Activity Book!

bp wants to make sure you know exactly what to do in the event of an emergency!

bp says "Take extra care around fire and heat!" Be careful around things that can be hot. And it's a good idea to have a fire extinguisher around!

bp wants you to take an oath that you will follow all of the safety rules! Because it's all about keeping your home and family safe!

Here endeth the cheap shot.


Jennifer said...

You gotta like that whoever had this book--unless it was you or Mrs.5000--only colored in the pryo pictures. I think a valuable lesson has been learned here.

Elaine said...

M5000, you need to work on your coloring skills. Also, have you been checked for color-blindness?

I noticed that there wasn't a word about one's blow-out preventer and the safety precautions for same. Tsk.

Jenners said...

Who did the coloring??