Tuesday, January 20, 2015

The Infinite Art Tournament, Round 3: Ghirlandaio v. Krøyer!

Domenico Ghirlandaio
1449 - 1494
Florentine

Tied with Lorenzo Ghiberti in his first try at Round One.
Beat Raoul Hausmann in the Round 1 tiebreaker.
Laid a beating on Oskar Kokoschka in Round 2.








Peter Severin Krøyer
1851 - 1900
Danish

Thumped Leon Kossoff in Round 1.
Crushed American Jeff Koons, albeit with gentle lyricism, in Round 2.







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Monday, January 19, 2015

The New Monday Quiz, MLK Day Edition



The New Monday Quiz celebrates the legacy of Dr. Martin Luther King, within the limited scope afforded by its essential nature.



1. The Federal Holiday is a moveable feast; Dr. King’s actual birthday was last Thursday, January 15th. He shared this birthday with a seventeenth century French playwright who is generally considered one of the comic geniuses of the Western tradition. Who was this author of plays such as The Misanthrope, The School for Wives, and Tartuffe?

2. Dr. King was born Michael King; his father was inspired to change his name after a 1934 family trip to this country.  Where did the Kings go?  


3. King sang with his church choir at the Atlanta debut of this film, which is #158 on imdb’s list, right after Trainspotting. What’s it’s name?



4. Young Martin King’s high school was named after a nationally known educator and political leader, the first African American to be commemorated on a U.S. postage stamp. What was his name?


5. Dr. King received his doctorate -- his dissertation, alas, tainted by plagiarism -- at a university in a large North American city that was founded on the Shawmut Peninsula in 1630. What was the name of this city?

6. The Reverend Martin Luther King was a Baptist preacher. On this map of Christian denominations, Baptists are shown in red. What is shown by gold, grey, and blue?



7. In 1959, Dr. King made a journey to a country whose several official languages include Kannada, Marathi, and Santali. What country is this?

8. On August 28, 1963, Dr. King made his famous “I Have a Dream” speech at the Lincoln Memorial. Exactly 114 years earlier, the Republic of San Marco surrendered to Austria, thus ending the last attempt at sovereignty (so far) for a republic that had maintained its independence for more than a thousand years. What’s the name of the venerable city that was the heart of the San Marco Republic?


9. Here’s a photo of Dr. King chatting with another well-known American political leader. What’s the other guy’s name?



10. A few hours after the April 4, 1968 assassination of Dr. King, someone set aside a planned campaign speech to give a very short address, which included this line:
We can move in that direction as a country, in greater polarization -- black people amongst blacks, and white amongst whites, filled with hatred toward one another. Or we can make an effort, as Martin Luther King did, to understand, and to comprehend, and replace that violence, that stain of bloodshed that has spread across our land, with an effort to understand, compassion, and love.
Two months and two days later, he too would be assassinated. Who was he?

Saturday, January 17, 2015

The Infinite Art Tournament Round 1: Haeckel v. Van Doesburg!

Ernst Haeckel
1834 - 1919
German

Finished Second in Phase 1, Flight 1 of the Play-In Tournament, with a voting score of .800.
Finished Second in Phase 2, Flight 4 of the Play-In Tournament, with a voting score of .500.



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Theo Van Doesburg
1883 - 1931
Dutch

Tied with William Dobson in his first try at the First Round, in December 2012.



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Friday, January 16, 2015

Final Report on the 1983-84 Basketball Season


I went to a small rural high school during a brief period in which we, the youth of my home town, were virtually untainted by any sort of natural talent or ambition. The roster of things the school did not do and did not have during my high school days is, I have since realized, kind of striking.  No Drama, no Debate, and no language aside from first-year Spanish (the second-year Spanish class I took to meet college admissions criteria was really a study hall). One year we did not field a football team. One year there was no student government. The band went in and out of commission. The track team consisted of four people one year, and the National Honor Society was down to a single person.

Against this backdrop of progressive ferment, I played on the school basketball team. Well, the JV team.  My father was the coach.  He is an optimistic but realistic man, and he was an experienced basketball coach in late 1983 when he surveyed his team roster and set our goal for the season: “We will try to score every quarter.”


How did we do? Well, I happen to have the official team scorebook from the 1983-84 season here at hand, so I can tell you.


For various reasons, I will use aliases for all of the schools we played that year.
Game 1 (home): Hometown 29, Ontario 45. Michael5000: no points.

Game 2 (away): Hometown 49, Pittsfield 74. A tough loss on the road to a much smaller neighboring school district.  We will not put up anywhere near so many points again. Michael 5000: no points.

Game 3 (home): Hometown 37, Pittsfield 57. Hometown fails to make good its home court advantage. Michael5000: 2 points.
Game 4 (away): Hometown 10, Ontario 67. Score at end of third quarter: 4-48. Hometown does not score in second or third quarter. Michael5000: 2 points (tied for team high).

Game 5 (home): League play begins. Hometown 29, Corinth 90. Michael5000: no points.

Game 6 (away): Hometown 36, Sellwood 77. Hometown does not score in first quarter. Every Sellwood player scores, as their starting five sits out second and fourth quarters. Michael5000: 4 points.

Game 7 (home): Hometown 33, Bradley 98. Hometown seems to struggle in this game with Michael5000 not on the game roster.

Game 8 (away): Hometown 26, Riverside 91. Michael5000 back in action: no points.

Game 9 (home): Hometown 27, Middle Creek 66. Michael5000: 6 points (lifetime high (tie)).

Game 10 (away): Hometown 21, Granite Hill 48. Michael5000: no points.

Game 11 (home): Hometown 24, Sellwood 69. A big comeback after Game 6.  This time, Hometown scores in all four quarters. Two Sellwood players fail to score! Michael5000: 3 points.

Game 12 (away): Hometown 24, Corinth 77. Michael5000: 2 points.

Game 13 (away): Hometown 30, Bradley 91. Hometown does not score during first quarter in the notoriously abusive Bradley High School gym. Michael5000: no points.

Game 14 (away): Hometown 33, Middle Creek 79. Michael5000: 6 points (lifetime high (tie)).

Game 15 (home): Hometown 34, Riverside 48. A triumph. The first game of the season with a margin less than 20, this is an astonishing improvement over Game 8. I suspect the fix was in. Michael5000: 4 points.

Game 16 (away): Hometown 37, Granite Hill 51. Hometown hangs within 14 in its best game of the season! I suspect that this was a more or less real result, as Granite Hill was legendarily awful in those days. Michael5000: 1 point.

Game 17 (away): Hometown 28, Corinth 91. With Michael5000 not on the game roster, Hometown fails to bring down traditional rival in season closer.

One of my personal limitations is, I think, that I generally don’t go into organized group activities expecting them to go well. I sometimes wonder if my high school basketball experience did me much good there. Interestingly, and a bit inexplicably from this distance, I went out for basketball again the following year. We did a little better. I think we won a game. I didn’t play in that one, though, because I was sick. But still.

Final note: I was recruited as a basketball player by Eastern Oregon State College. No, really. I still have the letter. My father, reasonably enough, had me write them a note explaining that there must be some mistake.

Thursday, January 15, 2015

The Infinite Art Tournament, First Elimination Round #34/64



Faceoff #1: Constable v. Lipchitz

John Constable
1776 - 1837
English

Tied with Thomas Cole in his initial Round 1 outing, in September 2012.
Lost to Ansel Adams in his second try at Round 1.



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Jacques Lipchitz
1891 - 1973
Lithuanian; worked in the U.S.A.

Lost to Jean-Étienne Liotard in Round 1.





Faceoff #2: Lippi v. Lochner

Filippino Lippi
1457 - 1504
Florentine

Lost to his father in Round 1.



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Stefan Lochner
1442 - 1451
German

Pounded by Lissitzky in Round 1.





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Wednesday, January 14, 2015

The Wednesday Post



The Northern Prairies Today!
Home of the World's Largest Viking


...in which we find out what's happening these days at the sites of last week's boring postcards!  Short version: Everything's still there.


St. Joseph's Cathedral, Sioux Falls, S.D.



Saint Joseph's Cathedral, an undeniably handsome building, is Still There. Most photographs you see of it are either taken from directly alongside the low berm it is situated on, making it look absolutely ginormous, or framed so as to not show, for some reason, the parish school and office building next door.





HEADWATERS OF THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER
ITASCA STATE PARK, MINN.


The official source of the Mississippi is Still There.  Those people have got off of the rocks, though.




RUNESTONE MUSEUM
Alexandria, Minnesota


The Runestone Museum is Still There.  It houses the Kensington Runestone, a well-executed late nineteeth century practical joke that has convinced generations of the gullible that Swedes and Norwegians were knocking around in Minnesota in 1362.  I was skeptical about the "World's Largest Viking," but it turns out that he is probably the real deal.



CAPITOL BUILDING AND SOLDIERS' & SAILORS' MONUMENT
DES MOINES, IOWA


The Monument is Still There.  The Iowa capital grounds are apparently quite nice.  Here's one especially bullish assessment:
The Des Moines Capital Building and surrounding gardens and monuments are a must see with architecture much like what you would see in Europe and it's a day trip from Kansas City.
Of the several statues on the Soldiers' and Sailors' Monument, internet photography gravitates to "Mother Iowa offering nourishment to her children," because there bronze breasts involved.



PIONEER MOTHER STATUE,
KANSAS CITY, MO.


Yep.  The Pioneer Mother Statue is Still There.  And it's a day trip from Des Moines.



Tuesday, January 13, 2015

The Infinite Art Tournament Left Bracket Second-Round Elimination: Jordaens v. John!


Today's artists teamed up to kick Jasper Johns out of the tournament, giving him his two losses. Johns and Judd, both 20th century Americans, both leave us this week with records of 1-2.



Jacob Jordaens
1593 - 1678
Dutch





Gwen John
1876 - 1939
British; worked in France





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