Badges! We Need Stinkin' Badges!
The SemiFinalists -- Sandy, la gringissima, d, Mrs.5000, boo, and Morgan -- have rightfully earned the right to the Red Badge of DorkFest.
And the Finalists -- Phineas, MJ, Jennifer, Rhetorical Twist, Blythe, and Yankee in England -- win the right to the Green Badge!
Those of you who are developing a taste for Interobangin', as Boo put it, might be interested in this item of jewelry I noticed while searching for the Interobang image:
Their creator sells them for $20 on Etsy. Tell her michael5000 sent you! She won't know what the hell you're talking about, but that's just part of the fun.