Friday, February 10, 2017

Element of the Month: Carbon!

February's Element of the Month:

Carbon!
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Atomic Mass: 12.011 amu
Melting Point: none
Sublimation Point: 3642 °C

Antoine-Laurent de Lavoisier had a resume longer than the Seine. He named and determined the nature of Oxygen and Hydrogen, established the conservation of mass, brought quantitative rigor to the study of Chemistry, and chaired the panel that devised the system of measurement used by 95% of all humans today! He devised one of the first systematic list of elements, and was able to use it predicatively to anticipate the discovery of Silicon. On that list were two substances that he was the first to claim elemental status for. One of these was Sulfur. The other was February's Element of the Month: Carbon! For these and his many other accomplishments, the Revolutionary French Republic honored him by having him guillotined in 1794, and then pardoning him the following year.

Carbon is of course best known as the active agent in carbon paper, a crucial business tool in the years leading up to the advent of inexpensive photocopying. Use of carbon paper allowed a skilled clerical worker to produce documents and forms in triplicate or even quadruplicate with astonishing efficiency, while enabling lesser skilled workers to produce sheet after sheet of illegible smudges while ruining their dress clothes. Interestingly, carbon is still used in the "toner" that a modern photocopy machine applies to blank paper in order to duplicate documents, using a process that involves the electrostatic charging of photoconductive material, surprisingly precise application of heat and pressure, and powerful dark magicks.

The Centerfold!
You will sometimes see older references from 2016 or earlier that refer to a compound called "Carbon Dioxide," a molecule which was said to combine one atom of Carbon and two of Oxygen. This compound was thought to be important to the respiration of most terrestrial life -- animals breathe it out, in layman's terms, and plants breathe it in. It was also thought to have a significant role in the thermal regulation of the atmosphere; because it was not transparent to long-wave infrared radiation emitted by the warm planetary surface, it captured energy that would otherwise have just radiated off into space and retained it  closer to home, in the form of atmospheric heat. However, this physical phenomenon was recently disallowed in the United States by Executive fiat.

Carbon is widely believed to have additional applications in Biochemistry, but these too are expected to be subjected to scrutiny by top scientists in the new American administration, on the grounds that "you can't prove that there are molecules -- after all, have you ever seen a molecule?  Have you?"

It is, you have to admit, a compelling argument.

Thursday, February 9, 2017

The Infinite Art Tournament, Left Bracket Second Round: Schongauer v. Schnabel!

Martin Schongauer
c.1435 - 1491
German

Lost to Kurt Schwitters in Round 1.
Beat Sebastiano del Piombo in First Round Elimination.






Julian Schnabel
Born 1951
American

Defeated Karl Schmidt-Rottluff in Round 1.
Lost to Egon Schiele in Round 2.






Vote for the artist of your choice in the comments, or any other way that works for you. Commentary and links to additional work are welcome. Polls open for at least one month past posting, but likely much longer.

Wednesday, February 8, 2017

The Wednesday Post


I Got a Postcard from La Gringissima!
Did YOU get a Postcard from La Gringissima?  I got a postcard from La Gringissima!

I think it's lovely.  It's like Paul Klee was knocking around with some scrap fabric and a sewing machine, and decided to lift my spirits by sending me something in the mail.


"But wait!" you cry.  "That's not a postcard!  That's a little quilt thing!"

But it IS a postcard!


I encourage all readers to send me handcrafted objets d'art to lift my spirits.  Also, cookies.

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

The Infinite Art Tournament, Left Bracket Second Round:Schad v. van Scorel!

Christian Schad
1894 - 1982
German

Lost to Egon Schiele in Round 1.
Beat Karl Schmidt-Rottluff in First Round Elimination.






Jan van Scorel
1495 - 1562
Dutch

Defeated Sebastiano del Piombo in Round 1.
Lost to Kurt Schwitters in Round 2.







Vote for the artist of your choice in the comments, or any other way that works for you. Commentary and links to additional work are welcome. Polls open for at least one month past posting, but likely much longer.

Monday, February 6, 2017

Through History With the New Monday Quiz: the 1370s


In Shakespeare, John of Gaunt says:

Methinks I am a prophet new inspired
And thus expiring do foretell of him:
His rash fierce blaze of riot cannot last,
For violent fires soon burn out themselves;
Small showers last long, but sudden storms are short;
He tires betimes that spurs too fast betimes;
With eager feeding food doth choke the feeder:
Light vanity, insatiate cormorant,
Consuming means, soon preys upon itself.
Just a good quote, apropos of nothing.


1. The oldest active international treaty in the world – it’s been bruised a few times, but never repealed – dates (more or less) to 1373. What two European sea powers pledged eternal friendship in 1373, and then managed to more or less follow through on it over the centuries since?

2. Sometime about now, according to legend, a local woman living about 350 kilometers south of Angkor was gathering firewood when she noticed an unusual tree floating by. Fishing it out, she found statues of Buddha and Vishnu inside. This was considered highly auspicious, and a town was built on the site that would replace Angkor as the Khmer capital in the 1430s. It’s still more or less the Khmer capital today! What city was built where “Grandma Penh” was out looking for firewood?

3. In the early 1370s, co-emperor Andronikos IV Palaiologos rebeled against his father John V Palaiologos for agreeing to make their empire vassal to the Ottomans. The rebellion failed and the Ottomans pressured the father to have his son blinded. This is surprisingly typical stuff in the late history of what political entity?

4. 1374 was a big year for this important English civil servant; he was given a royal grant of a gallon of wine a day for the rest of his life (it was later converted to a cash stipend) and got an important new gig as comptroller of the customs for the port of London. We think of him today mostly as a writer, and indeed by ’74 his The Book of the Duchess (also known as The Deth of Blaunche) was probably a best-seller by the standards of the day. Who was this well-rounded guy?

5. In 1374, the weakness of the Marinid Dynasty became obvious as, following a succession struggle, the empire fragmented into two parts: the Kingdom of Fes and the Kingdom of Marrakech. What modern country is successor to the Marinids?

6. In 1376, Catherine of Sienna put a lot of effort into trying to convince Pope Gregory XI to take a major step. In 1377, he took that step, and people have been wondering ever since about how much influence Catherine had in the decision. What did Pope Gregory do in 1377?

7. John of Gaunt was among the most powerful and richest men in his country, and probably in all of Europe, in his heyday, and the 1370s were definitely part of his heyday. Who, approximately, was John of Gaunt?



8. Here are some images that people worked really hard on in the 1370s. Which one was made for the King of England, which one was made in Italy, and where were the other two made?





9. The Ayutthaya Kingdom, gradually expanding from its heartland along the Chao Phraya River, made the formerly dominant kingdom of Sukhothai its northern vassal state in 1378. The two kingdoms then merged into what modern kingdom?

10. According to a 15th century historian, Egyptian peasants in 1378 made offerings to a large idol in hopes of a good harvest. One Sa'im al-Dahr, upset by this idolatry, committed an epic act of vandalism for which he was later executed. What did Sa’im al-Dahr (and not, contrary to popular legend, Napolean’s infantry) do?




Through History with The New Monday Quiz: the 1360s

Christine M.'s answers were pretty darn good!

1. Those Darn Mongols
2. England and France
3. Iceland
4. Avignon
5. It was in English
6. India
7. Um...Lithuania?
8. The Great Wall of China
9. Um...Bavaria?
10. Some English dude...Edward Somethingorother.

Lithuania and Bavaria are both correct.  And the Black Prince, Edward, was heir to the throne and the English general at of Crécy and Poitiers, which were terrific victories if you happened to be rooting for the English and no one you knew got hurt. He died a a year before his father, so never became king.

Well done to all quiz takers, especially you lurkers out there. Cristine M. is the winner, and must now defend her title against the expanding Ottoman Empire.

Saturday, February 4, 2017

The Infinite Art Tournament, Round FOUR Tiebreak: Klee v. Goldsworthy!



Here's the second half of the tiebreaker that's to settle the jammed matches of Benton/Goldsworthy and Kandinsky/Klee.  So exciting!!


Paul Klee
1879 - 1940
German
  • Beat Yves Klein black and blue, mostly blue, in Round 1.
  • Knocked around the popular Gustav Klimt in Round 2.
  • Defeated Banksy without too much trouble in Round 3.
  • Tied with his old roommate Wassily Kandinsky in his first try at Round 4.  YOUR VOTE COUNTS!!!










Andy Goldsworthy
born 1956
British








Thursday, February 2, 2017

The Infinite Art Tournament, Round 3: Seurat v. Sheeler!

Georges Seurat
1859 - 1891
French

Defeated Gino Severini in Round 1.
Trounced Richard Serra in Round 2.







Charles Sheeler
1883 - 1965
American

Beat Cindy Sherman in in Round 1.
Defeated Jan Siberechts easily in Round 2.







Vote for the artist of your choice in the comments, or any other way that works for you. Commentary and links to additional work are welcome. Polls open for at least one month past posting.