Thursday, June 9, 2016

The Infinite Art Tournament, Round Two: Rembrandt v. Renoir!

Rembrandt Harmensz van Rijn
1606 - 1669
Dutch

Survived a brush with Guido Reni in Round 1 by a two-vote swing. YOUR VOTE COUNTS!!!






Pierre Auguste Renoir
1841 - 1919
French

Pulled away from Sir Joshua Reynolds in Round 1.






Vote for the artist of your choice in the comments, or any other way that works for you. Commentary and links to additional work are welcome. Polls open for at least one month past posting.

Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Eight Quick Childrens' Quilts, Part V

This post appeared yesterday on my long-dormant quilt blog, State of the Craft.


I suppose you could say more cutting things about a fellow than that he has fallen down on the job of documenting his quilt output.

Right?

Well. I suppose the most pressing question on everybody's mind is "Gosh, Michael, whatever happened to those eight children's quilts you started knocking out four years ago?

In fact I finished the last of them last month! But this post isn't about this one.  This one is about the third-to-last of them, which I gave away sometime in early 2013.


In case it has slipped your mind, this series was all thrown together from my stock of premade squares in mostly checkerboard patterns.  Obviously we're not talking about particularly adventuresome design concepts, here.  That being said, I like this one!  The rich maroon and green trim (which was just salvage bedding) lends some dignity to the proceedings, and though I say it myself the off-kilter diagonal quilting was an inspired choice.

I also like that this one has a subtle theme.  There are four Asian-style dragons scattered through the piece (they are in light blocks, if you want to go looking for them).  That made it appropriate for the Bhutanese-American little girl that the blanket ended up with.  Look up the Bhutanese flag if you don't believe me.

The back was pieced together from a riot of smallish flannel scraps.  Again, of the eight quilts, this one seemed best aimed at the household it ended up in.  Doesn't it look kind of South Asian?  Also, if you look closely at the back, you can notice something that I had completely forgotten about: I interrupted the quilting pattern in order to pick out the four dragon squares.  Again, I have to congratulate the 2012-13 version of Michael5000.  He seems like he was pretty on the ball, to judge from this quilt.


The Specs



Pompous Title: 8 Small Scrap Quilts for Children #7, "Four Dragons"
Serial Number: 68

Dimensions: 54" x 41"
Batting: did not record.
Backing: Pieced scrap flannel.
Quilting: Conventional machine quilting with scrap thread at 30 degree diagonal.

Begun: May 2012
Finished: June 2012, according to my suspect records

Intended Use/Display: Child's blanket.
Provenance: As of this writing, still in active use as intended.

Tuesday, June 7, 2016

The Blog Turns Nine

It's the Fluorine anniversary of Infinite Art Tournament, formerly known at the Life & Times of Michael5000!


Having a blog with such an incredibly long debris trail means that there is a lot out there in the world that, although I wrote it, isn't exactly key to my current lifestyle.  One of my posts that has been read by the largest audience over the years, for instance, is a guide to Scrabble strategy that I wrote back in Year One, in November 2007.  Last week, along comes a comment:
Question: I have been playing Scrabble on my iPad with the computer as my opponent. Occasionally, a window comes up which says I'm playing with a beginner computer player. Is there a way to have the computer become more competitive? Thanks, Nahnah
Now, as much as I like to be a good host, this is a really tough question to answer.  For one thing, I'm not really an iPad guy, and I've never played much Scrabble against computers in general. But even more to the point, I haven't played Scrabble for at least five years.  Scrabble is so... so... aughts!!  Sorry, Nahnah.  If you have any Agricola questions, I'm your man.

Fluorine is a noble gas.  Nobility is all fine and good, but the noble gasses are also a notoriously inert section of the periodic table.  That's appropriate, perhaps, for a blog that has been a bit inert lately outside of the steady march of the Tournament.  But then how many internet ventures do you know of that have lasted nine years without ever asking you for money?  Probably just one!

And mind you: when I get my flow, I'm still Dr. On-the-Go.  [blog inside joke so deep inside that only I will get it]  Wish me joy of the tenth year, will ya?

Monday, June 6, 2016

Through History with The New Monday Quiz: the 1320s


For a lot of folks, the 1320s were kind of a reprieve after the Great Famine.  The Mongols were past high-water mark, and the -- erm... -- social disruptions that would strike many places at mid-century were still on the horizon.  Good times.



1. Simone Martini finished this painting in 1320. Where, generally speaking? And what was it for, generally speaking?



2. Also in 1320,
 ....the Arsenale Nuovo was built, much larger than the original. It enabled all the state's navy and the larger merchant ships to be both constructed and maintained in one place…. At the peak of its efficiency in the early sixteenth century, the Arsenal employed some 16,000 people who apparently were able to produce nearly one ship each day, and could fit out, arm, and provision a newly built galley with standardized parts on a production-line basis not seen again until the Industrial Revolution.
Where was this proto-industrial powerhouse?

3. During the 1320s, this nation expanded rapidly to the southeast, conquering Kiev and almost all of the western Rus’ under Grand Duke Gediminas. What country was beginning its rise to late-medieval greatness?

4. Julius Caesar, writing about himself in 48 B.C. (in the third person, but hey! He was Julius Caesar!) about the campaign against Ptolemy XIV, said
Now because of the narrowness of the strait there can be no access by ship to the harbour without the consent of those who hold the Pharos. In view of this, Caesar took the precaution of landing his troops while the enemy was preoccupied with fighting, seized the Pharos and posted a garrison there. The result was that safe access was secured for his corn supplies and reinforcements.
1371 years later, the Pharos was finally toppled in an earthquake. What is the more common name for this famous ancient landmark?

5.  Mansa (“Emporer”) Musa I of Mali passed through Cairo in 1324. Why?

6. Musa’s visit is said to have devastated the mercantile system of Egypt and Arabia. Heck, there is even a theory that the European Renaissance may have been pushed along by the influx of skilled craftsmen fleeing the economic carnage. What did Mansa Musa do to wreck such havoc?

7. Here’s the empire that Orhan I inherited in 1326. He would about quadruple its area during his long reign. What’s the empire?


8. On April 6, 1327, a fellow saw a woman named Laura in the church of Sainte-Claire d'Avignon and fell madly, head-over-heels in love. What was his name?

9. Nicholas V
was elected through the influence of the excommunicated Holy Roman Emperor, Louis the Bavarian, by an assembly of priests and laymen, and consecrated at Old St. Peter's Basilica, Rome, on 12 May 1328 by the bishop of Venice…. On 19 February 1329 [he] presided at a bizarre ceremony in the Duomo of Pisa, at which a straw puppet representing Pope John XXII and dressed in pontifical robes was formally condemned, degraded, and handed over to the secular arm (to be "executed")…

Nicholas V was excommunicated by John XXII in April 1329…. Having obtained assurance of pardon [and] remained in honourable imprisonment in the papal palace [in] Avignon until his death in October 1333.
Today, Nicholas V is usually called one of the “__________”

10. Patzcuaro is a medieval town founded in the 1320s with a beautifully preserved and historic colonial indigenous charm. Its original name was apparently Tzacapu-ansucutinpatzcuaro. Where is Patzcuaro?




Through History with The New Monday Quiz: the 1310s

1. England's power export from 1250-1350: wool.
2. Lincoln Cathedral was probably the tallest building in the world until its central spire burned down.
3. The hill dwellings were briefly a hopping town on Mesa Verde.
4. King Haaken V's Akershus Fortress helped develop Oslo.
5. Lancelotto Malcello rediscovered The Canary Islands.
6. Celebration in Jade Pool in from China, of course.
7. Edward Bruce was the last guy to really try to revive the Kingdom of Ireland
8. The dominant horribleness of 1315-17 in Europe was the Great Famine.
9. Guelphs and Ghibellines were the rival parties in Italy.
10. The Guelphs were generally on the side of the Popes.  The Ghibellines were generally for the Holy Roman Emperor.  Some folks and areas were staunch, and some flip-flopped opportunistically.

As has become common, it's kind of hard to put my finger on a rightest person.  Besides, there's no reason to get all touchy-feely anyway.  Susan and pfly and UnwiseOwl all had eight definites (I'm not going to penalize Owl for not knowing which was which on question ten). I especially liked, for this week's least intuitive question (#2, Lincoln Cathedral), how the Owl had an esoteric reason for knowing about Lincoln Cathedral, pfly reasoned that sumbitch out, and Susan just stated it with calm confidence.  Nice.

Saturday, June 4, 2016

The Infinite Art Tournament, Round FOUR: Benton v. Goldsworthy!


So far this year, five out of the sixth artists to appear in Fourth Round matches have come out of the Play-In Tournament. Good thing we had a Play-In Tournament!



Thomas Hart Benton
1889 - 1975
American









Andy Goldsworthy
born 1956
British
  • Finished First in Phase 1, Flight 12 of the Play-In Tournament, with a voting score of .923.
  • Finished First in Phase 2, Flight 4, with a voting score of .500.
  • Beat contemporary Tony Cragg decisively in Round 1.
  • Walloped L.S. Lowry in Round 2.
  • Defeated RenĂ© Magritte in Round 3.







Vote for the artist of your choice in the comments, or any other way that works for you. Commentary and links to additional work are welcome. Fourth-round matches are open for at least three months after posting.

Thursday, June 2, 2016

The Infinite Art Tournament Left Bracket Second-Round Elimination GRUDGE MATCH: Estes v. Ernst!


It seems like a long time since we've had a Grudge Match. But what a coincidence, here's one now!

The first time that Richard Estes met Max Ernst, it was a thriller that went down to the last vote, with Estes clawing out a photorealist-finish win, seven votes against six.  But that was more than three years ago!  Maybe our tastes have evolved, or something.  Remember the Grudge Match rule: to stay in the tournament, Ernst needs a majority. A tie would go to Estes on the strength of his original win.




Richard Estes
born 1936
American
  • Beat Max Ernst on the last vote in Round 1. YOUR VOTE COUNTS!!!
  • Lost to Jan Van Eyck in a 2013 Round 2 match by a single vote. YOUR VOTE COUNTED!!!
  • Beat Edvard Munch with a late run in the Left Bracket Second Round.





Max Ernst
1891 - 1976
German




Vote for the artist of your choice in the comments, or any other way that works for you. Commentary and links to additional work are welcome. Polls open for at least one month past posting, but likely much longer.

Wednesday, June 1, 2016

The Jazz Thing, Round 1: Metheny v. Lincoln



The Jazz Thing, Round 1 (40 Word/Album Limit)

#58 "The Pat Metheny Group" (1978) v. #74 Abbey Lincoln, "Straight Ahead" (1961).


I’ve tended to dismiss Pat Metheny as veering way too close to easy listening. That still might be the case, but I’ve warmed to him a little bit recently. There’s something there. There’s enough there to beat Abby Lincoln, anyway.

And:




I’ve listened to this one a lot. Abby Lincoln wouldn’t here if many people didn’t consider her a great singer, and I wanted to say something more intelligent than “Her singing is, to me, a godawful racket.” Alas, I can’t.



Pat Metheny in an easy decision over Abbey Lincoln.